Unsolved Mysteries…
Where would we be without the “Weird But True” column? “A drunk, naked 31-year-old man had to be rescued from a portable toilet, according to cops in Lebanon, Pa. The man, who called 911 from his cellphone, was cited for public drunkenness. Cops still don’t know how he got stuck.” [NY Post]
Small world. Lebanon, Pa is what shows up on my outgoing caller ID, instead of my name.
Btw, I don’t live in PA. Damn you, Vonage.