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Vampire Blood Addict Secures New Victim
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Em
Meh, I could take him or leave him.
I like his mom’s nail polish, though.
tavdy79
That is some serious cuteness. Could someone please explain why Australian guys are sooo damn sexy?
HayYall
Christ it looks like he’s pushing 40.
Woof
Twilight schmilight – True Blood is freaking awesome. So glad it is finally back!
James P. P.
he’s 5’10″… how is he “itsy-bitsy”?
Em
@James P. P.:
Maybe they know something we dont. hehe
@Woof:
I assume you read the book series, by Charlaine Harris. I had always thought Twilight was something special…then I moved on to this series and man, was I ever wrong about Twilight.
Plus, there is sex.
Ben
@HayYall: We should take him out back and put him out of his misery then.
I think these ageist insults are the surest way to detect future lonely and bitter gay men. (I was going to add “jaded” but you’re alreadly jaded, congrats.)
Guess what, boyo, you also will be pushing 40 one day, too. And then 50 and then 60…
Jonathan
I don’t give a rat’s ass if he’s “itsy-bitsy” He’s unspeakably sexy…
geo3248
@HayYall: How is 32 the new 40? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0477127/
HayYall
@geo3248: When it looks it? Not saying he’s not attractive (although “incredibly good looking”?), just reminds me of the 30 year olds playing high schoolers on Dawson’s Creek.
kevin vancouver
@Ben: I agree 100% with you ben why so quick to judge and cast aspersions,we are all gonna get old darling…such is life
kevin vancouver
oh yeah and True Blood is f**king brilliant twilight wha??
Strepsi
@James P. P.:
In Hollywood / IMDB language, 5’10” = 5’7″
5’8″ = 5’5″
or, as a wise Escort once said, “Always add 3 inches and 5 years to the profile.”
đ
Steve
Three things…
1) Australians generally don’t age well because of the sun/ozone layer. Move there, you’ll look 10 years younger (for a while).
2) Have you seen Ryan’s sex scenes in True Blood? Jesus Christ Mary Mother of God he’s hot, they’re hot. I mean, just fucking hot. I love the one where…
3) True Blood rules.
Scott
@Ben “Guess what, boyo, you also will be pushing 40 one day, too. And then 50 and then 60⌔
That’s so good to hear someone say. For so many years all I heard was AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, premature death. Sounds like people have hope again.
alan brickman
he’s very good looking…don’t be jealous, jealous, jelaous…
alan brickman
lots of bitter gaymen on this site for sure..very sweet of him to bring the person who is his rock and probably the sweetest person he knows….i would do the same….
Addyboo
For reals! Twilight blew. True Blood is so fucking good! I’m just sad that Lafayette is dead. He was my favorite gay character ever!
emceebee
Christ.
He is standing on steps or his mother is a midget.
Vinnie from Home & Away is such a short arse.
galefan2004
My guess is that Aussie men are so damn sexy because unlike US men they get to live a life of freedom and open mindedness. I think your sex appeal just increases when you don’t have to hide anything about yourself. Yes I realize he isn’t gay, but you are kidding yourself if you think straight men aren’t repressed in this country as well. Every single movement they make that isn’t stereotypical straight alpha male behavior ends up criticized.
Jay Pat
i wonder if he really has the southern accent….yum
hundredacrewood
Maybe “itsy-bitsy” just refers to his overall frame or waist size. Maybe he’s a 28″ waist. He does combine cuteness and sexy very, very well. ::sigh::