Vampire Blood Addict Secures New Victim / Queerty

No. 1 · Em

Meh, I could take him or leave him.

I like his mom’s nail polish, though.

Jun 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · tavdy79

That is some serious cuteness. Could someone please explain why Australian guys are sooo damn sexy?

Jun 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · HayYall

Christ it looks like he’s pushing 40.

Jun 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · Woof

Twilight schmilight – True Blood is freaking awesome. So glad it is finally back!

Jun 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · James P. P.

he’s 5’10″… how is he “itsy-bitsy”?

Jun 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · Em

@James P. P.:

Maybe they know something we dont. hehe

@Woof:

I assume you read the book series, by Charlaine Harris. I had always thought Twilight was something special…then I moved on to this series and man, was I ever wrong about Twilight.

Plus, there is sex.

Jun 10, 2009 at 1:21 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · Ben

@HayYall: We should take him out back and put him out of his misery then.

I think these ageist insults are the surest way to detect future lonely and bitter gay men. (I was going to add “jaded” but you’re alreadly jaded, congrats.)

Guess what, boyo, you also will be pushing 40 one day, too. And then 50 and then 60…

Jun 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · Jonathan

I don’t give a rat’s ass if he’s “itsy-bitsy” He’s unspeakably sexy…

Jun 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · geo3248

@HayYall: How is 32 the new 40? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0477127/

Jun 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · HayYall

@geo3248: When it looks it? Not saying he’s not attractive (although “incredibly good looking”?), just reminds me of the 30 year olds playing high schoolers on Dawson’s Creek.

Jun 10, 2009 at 2:37 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · kevin vancouver

@Ben: I agree 100% with you ben why so quick to judge and cast aspersions,we are all gonna get old darling…such is life

Jun 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · kevin vancouver

oh yeah and True Blood is f**king brilliant twilight wha??

Jun 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · Strepsi

@James P. P.:
In Hollywood / IMDB language, 5’10″ = 5’7″
5’8″ = 5’5″

or, as a wise Escort once said, “Always add 3 inches and 5 years to the profile.”

;)

Jun 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · Steve

Three things…
1) Australians generally don’t age well because of the sun/ozone layer. Move there, you’ll look 10 years younger (for a while).
2) Have you seen Ryan’s sex scenes in True Blood? Jesus Christ Mary Mother of God he’s hot, they’re hot. I mean, just fucking hot. I love the one where…
3) True Blood rules.

Jun 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · Scott

@Ben “Guess what, boyo, you also will be pushing 40 one day, too. And then 50 and then 60…”

That’s so good to hear someone say. For so many years all I heard was AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, premature death. Sounds like people have hope again.

Jun 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · alan brickman

he’s very good looking…don’t be jealous, jealous, jelaous…

Jun 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · alan brickman

lots of bitter gaymen on this site for sure..very sweet of him to bring the person who is his rock and probably the sweetest person he knows….i would do the same….

Jun 10, 2009 at 7:23 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · Addyboo · Member · 45 comments

For reals! Twilight blew. True Blood is so fucking good! I’m just sad that Lafayette is dead. He was my favorite gay character ever!

Jun 11, 2009 at 12:00 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · emceebee · Member · 23 comments

Christ.
He is standing on steps or his mother is a midget.
Vinnie from Home & Away is such a short arse.

Jun 12, 2009 at 6:44 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · galefan2004

My guess is that Aussie men are so damn sexy because unlike US men they get to live a life of freedom and open mindedness. I think your sex appeal just increases when you don’t have to hide anything about yourself. Yes I realize he isn’t gay, but you are kidding yourself if you think straight men aren’t repressed in this country as well. Every single movement they make that isn’t stereotypical straight alpha male behavior ends up criticized.

Jun 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · Jay Pat

i wonder if he really has the southern accent….yum

Jun 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 22 · hundredacrewood · Member · 2 comments

Maybe “itsy-bitsy” just refers to his overall frame or waist size. Maybe he’s a 28″ waist. He does combine cuteness and sexy very, very well. ::sigh::

Jul 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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