I swear, this is Twilight meets Cruel Intentions, plus the extra mean girls camp factor from Heathers. While we’re thrilled about Fabio’s upcoming underwear killer flick 1313: Nightmare Mansion, it’s director Charlie Vaughn’s Vampire Boys that has us tingly.
First came gay vampire porn, and now comes gay vampire drama. Allow producers to summarize:
Jasin and his vampire brood’s time is running out. In order for them to survive, Jasin needs to find a mortal to turn into a vampire to spend eternity with. Los Angeles provides plenty of young candidates. The brood has their eyes set on Tara, a young, gorgeous blond college student. Tara is open to the idea of becoming a vampire, but someone else enters the picture to disrupt the brood’s plans. Caleb, a fresh face college student new to Los Angeles, keeps dreaming of a mysterious stranger. At school, Caleb meets the stranger, Jasin, and they have an instant connection. The problem is that time is short, and Jasin needs to convince Caleb that eternity as a vampire can be a very sweet life.
When I was a boy and I heard somebody say “and they lived happily ever after,” I never pictured a gay couple. Nor did I picture “ever after” being “the eternity of immortality.” Ever since my True Blood addiction began I’ve been waiting for someone to “glamour” me. Me next, Jasin!
Yuriy
BWAHAHA
that is so copied from twilight …
but much worse
scott ny'er
oh god. Twilight was boring. This looks even more boring.
Rando
@Yuriy: Which I wasn’t sure was possible. But here we have this, as empirical evidence.
dk
Dylan Vox needs to stop doing these roles if he doesn’t want to stay in shape. Droopy boobs and a doughy belly? In that group?
Zeus
Why was this made and why would anybody even watch this? Just because you think you’re doing something good by making a movie about gay men rather than the typical straight movie, this movie looks absolutely atrocious. If you’re gonna make a “gay” movie at least make it original and good rather than embarrassing and cheap.
Charlie
For campy gay vampire fun I rather enjoyed The Lair. It’s low budget but has some very memorable moments and more than a few cute guys.
Jeff K.
You mean the OTHER gay Twilight? Because the original was pretty gay. I saw the third installment with my cousin, and halfway through I was certain I was going to see some angry sex between Taylor and Rob.
Steve
Yeah, I thought Twilight was the gay Twilight…
Latebrosus
Wait, shouldn’t it be “Vampire Boiz”?
The Adams
Eyebrows! Eyebrows! Eyebrows!
jack
Are there any copyright issues if you basically copy (shot by shot) another story without permission?
Black Pegasus
I’m couldn’t watch no more than :20 seconds of this trash!
The effeminate gay lisp was too overpowering for my sensibilities.
UGH!
I can’t stand narcissistic fags!
jamie
why can’t anyone f*cking act in these things? RE The Lair also. christ. Looks like dross.
Sceth
Gay action movies [and I don’t mean *that* kind of action] would attract a more substantial audience.
justiceontherocks
@ Black Pegasus – Yeth. We thertainly don’t want to have lipthing boys in a movie. Abtholutely no one lipths in real life.
You and your thenthibilith can now thwith away.
And take the bigotry with you.
Charlie
@Black Pegasus: You have “pegasus” in your name and you don’t like gay voices?
scott ny'er
@Black Pegasus: Ooooo gurl, you better not click on that Asian dude on the right, who’s giving out BF advice. She’s fierce and I just know you are NOT going to like her. Mmmmm, hhmmmm. LOL
Black Pegasus
LOL Yeah What Evah!
You all know I’m right! Fems are fun for drinks at the pub, but I ain’t taking none of those white belt wearing gurls home lol! Give me a masculine man free of the typical gay cadence in his speech patterns, and we’ll have lift off!
GetBalance
Ok vamps, pull in those fangs before the werewolves getchya. Love blood suckn vampires. True Blood addict here and love the storyline.
aalan brickman
Brotherhood was so much cooler…
justiceontherocks
I liked Voodoo Academy. Hotter guys masturbating. They wore a much better variety of underwear.
Alan you forgot to ask them to bring back the daily eye candy – so I will
UWSguy
It’s sure no Dark Shadows
randy
I can watch bad actors if they are hot. I can watch plain guys if they are good actors. But I can’t watch anything that has nothing to look at, and the acting is this bad!
Jorge
Please let 2011 be the year that we stop wearing v-necks.
GetBalance
Ok, I just watched the trailer. I double ditto Randy. These obviously gay actors are total gay dweebs. If gay guys don’t like this show, the str8 audience won’t even show up. I can’t imagine who the producers think their demo is. It’s just pure bad.
I am however after googling it, renting Voodoo Academy. Thx for the shout-out Justice.
Waldo
God help us, will we ever see men on TV who are not waxed to death?
GetBalance
I’m still wincing.
justiceontherocks
@Getbalance – Voodoo Academy won’t make your list of Top 100 movies, but it might make your fire hose swell a bit. And it will be good for a laugh.
David Ehrenstein
I love the queen screaming “Why do you have to wait until the last possible minute????!!!!!!!”
Dali
Seeing this makes me feel ashamed to be a vampire!
GetBalance
@ justiceontherocks
Two of my favorite things! Looks like a fun tempting sorta movie.
@ Dali
I agree, very disheartening. Maybe it’s time to alert the coven and show Hollywood what a real vampire is.
ousslander
@UWSguy: LOL, Darkshawdows. I hope we are talking about the original and not tha Ben Cross mess. I still have thing for gypsies named Magda.
Jeremiah
Though I cannot say my opinion of the flick would be fair…as I wrote it, I still think it turned out pretty damn good. Yes, most will see Twilight elements, but overall the movie stands on its own. I hope all enjoy it, or at least give it a chance.
GetBalance
@Jeremiah
Do you approve of the casting? Unfortunately I can’t get passed the actors to watch it. That’s where I find the movie does not stand cuz the actors have no “legs” .
The script and treatment may stand on its own but. . . ……were u involved in the casting?