Video Game Gives Fisting Bad Name
 

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Video games have never been our thing, so we didn't quite to know make of this game, Postal: Fudge Packers.

Thank the virtual gods for Amazon and its commentators, one of whom posted this familiar sounding description:

Ok this game is not for the politically correct or for the sane. if you like any southpark junk then you might get a kick out of this game. it is raunchy, disgusting, racy, politically incorrect, violent, graphic. But you know its addicting and fun too. I was going through a bad period and this game was slightly therapeutic. Shoot up some bad guys and destroy some zombies to relieve stress.

Just a typical Saturday night in Chelsea.

Comments (9)

No. 1 · M Shane

I'm missing something I think . What does "Shoot up some bad guys and destroy some zombies to relieve stress." have to do with fisting. I don't think I would want to fist Zombies. Destroying bad guys is good. but what does that have to do with healthy sexual activities.

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · CitizenGeek

Ugh, why, Queerty, do you have to remind that such a perverse, disturbing practive as fisting exists! :(

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 1:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · -M-

Yeah, I mean, fisting has a good name? An impeccable reputation? Since when!?

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 2:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · M Shane

Have you tried it? Not for those who have to be married to kiss. I don't believe in either of those ik. but fisting a beautiful body :any day! Much to be recommended.

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 2:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · M Shane

The first time I naively went to a So. of Market Club in San Fran. with a fuck buddy, I was apparently kind of a hit because several really hot guys practically tackled me. I couldn't figure out what was going on because they grabbed my forearm passionately, instead of other parts of me.
It was embarassing until I asked someone to explained what to do. I'm still unimpressed with the bottom part, but apparently it's obviously pleasurable.

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · -M-

Different strokes for different folks, 'eh? :-s

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Big Ol' Fatso

I have an idea for a game:

A big surley gun-and-sword wielding mercenary named Jack (because all heroes are named Jack) tears his way through monsters to save his geeky lover.

How 'bout that?

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · M Shane

Different strokes yes, but I can assure you I would probably not have done it in the first place with out being adventuresome. There is alot to be said for flexability(if you're a bottom especially.)
In a similar line, this buddy off mine went into a yellow shower type place, fully dressed; when he got there he sat at the counter which someone jumped up on and peed all over him: boy was he unhappy going home! smelled bad.

Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 6:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · dfrw

Yuck.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 3:44 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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