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Video Game Gives Fisting Bad Name

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Video games have never been our thing, so we didn’t quite to know make of this game, Postal: Fudge Packers.

Thank the virtual gods for Amazon and its commentators, one of whom posted this familiar sounding description:

Ok this game is not for the politically correct or for the sane. if you like any southpark junk then you might get a kick out of this game. it is raunchy, disgusting, racy, politically incorrect, violent, graphic. But you know its addicting and fun too. I was going through a bad period and this game was slightly therapeutic. Shoot up some bad guys and destroy some zombies to relieve stress.

Just a typical Saturday night in Chelsea.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Apr 2, 2008
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  • 9 Comments
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      I’m missing something I think . What does “Shoot up some bad guys and destroy some zombies to relieve stress.” have to do with fisting. I don’t think I would want to fist Zombies. Destroying bad guys is good. but what does that have to do with healthy sexual activities.

      Apr 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      Ugh, why, Queerty, do you have to remind that such a perverse, disturbing practive as fisting exists! :(

      Apr 2, 2008 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • -M-
      -M-

      Yeah, I mean, fisting has a good name? An impeccable reputation? Since when!?

      Apr 2, 2008 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      Have you tried it? Not for those who have to be married to kiss. I don’t believe in either of those ik. but fisting a beautiful body :any day! Much to be recommended.

      Apr 2, 2008 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      The first time I naively went to a So. of Market Club in San Fran. with a fuck buddy, I was apparently kind of a hit because several really hot guys practically tackled me. I couldn’t figure out what was going on because they grabbed my forearm passionately, instead of other parts of me.
      It was embarassing until I asked someone to explained what to do. I’m still unimpressed with the bottom part, but apparently it’s obviously pleasurable.

      Apr 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • -M-
      -M-

      Different strokes for different folks, ‘eh? :-s

      Apr 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Big Ol' Fatso
      Big Ol' Fatso

      I have an idea for a game:

      A big surley gun-and-sword wielding mercenary named Jack (because all heroes are named Jack) tears his way through monsters to save his geeky lover.

      How ’bout that?

      Apr 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane
      M Shane

      Different strokes yes, but I can assure you I would probably not have done it in the first place with out being adventuresome. There is alot to be said for flexability(if you’re a bottom especially.)
      In a similar line, this buddy off mine went into a yellow shower type place, fully dressed; when he got there he sat at the counter which someone jumped up on and peed all over him: boy was he unhappy going home! smelled bad.

      Apr 2, 2008 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dfrw
      dfrw

      Yuck.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 3:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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