Wow, look at that big ol’ piece of meat hanging in front of Justin Bieber! How does he ever conceal a weapon that large in a pair of baggy leather diaper pants?
Miami-Dade County has finally released the much-anticipated video of the 20-year-old pop star touching his junk in a jail cell following his arrest for driving under the influence last month.
As you recall, videos like this are open for public viewing and not always censored, though the judge in Bieber’s case allowed for the redaction of his penis because he is a massive star.
Cops reported “having a problem” blurring Bieber’s tool because he “moves as he pees.” Guess Bieber Jr. is much larger than you thought — just look at the size of that black box!