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Video Of Justin Bieber’s Redacted Penis Finally Available To The Public

Screen Shot 2014-03-06 at 4.13.34 PMWow, look at that big ol’ piece of meat hanging in front of Justin Bieber! How does he ever conceal a weapon that large in a pair of baggy leather diaper pants?

Miami-Dade County has finally released the much-anticipated video of the 20-year-old pop star touching his junk in a jail cell following his arrest for driving under the influence last month.

As you recall, videos like this are open for public viewing and not always censored, though the judge in Bieber’s case allowed for the redaction of his penis because he is a massive star.

Cops reported “having a problem” blurring Bieber’s tool because he “moves as he pees.” Guess Bieber Jr. is much larger than you thought — just look at the size of that black box!

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Mar 6, 2014
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    • Kieran

      It is kind of sad that America has so quickly morphed into a police state where privacy rights are a thing of the past, but atleast this video shows we treat every citizen’s dignity with equal contempt here in the USA.

      Mar 6, 2014 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet

      Well that was pointless.

      Mar 6, 2014 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stevenw

      Damnit I came on here for the spiteful Bieber trashing.

      Hopefully I just got here too early.

      Mar 6, 2014 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ShowMeGuy

      Cameras should be EVERYWHERE in a jail, police station, drunk tank…..that way the p.i.g.s will remember they are being watched when they beat the crap out of some guy they arrested.

      Mar 6, 2014 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anna27

      Wow this is so wrong on so many levels. It is like taking a video up a woman’s skirt, except the police are doing it.

      Mar 7, 2014 at 2:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieru

      @Kieran: I’m not sure I follow your line of thought. Beiber was arrested and being processed for criminal activity. His rights to privacy at that point are for the most part suspended. This particular footage is from obtaining a urine sample for a mandatory drug test. Video surveillance exists to prove that the sample was not tampered with.

      It’s not like the police station just had a urine cam in the restroom to peep on everyone going in.

      Mar 7, 2014 at 9:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xzall

      Funny though, that this is the only celebrity who’s ever had his urine test released for public viewing. WE’ve certainly never seen Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton squatting for their tests nor have even non celebrities drug test been released. It’s obviously a big double standard but you better hope this is a sign of things to come. Not everyone who’s arrested is guilty after all.

      Mar 7, 2014 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xzall

      meant to say: Not a sign of things to come.

      Mar 7, 2014 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vartan X.
      Vartan X.

      I don’t see how this violates his privacy. He unzipped his pants BEFORE he got behind the privacy fence. It’s his fault for putting his junk on public display.

      Mar 7, 2014 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • peterluthy

      @Kieran: I agree with you @Kieran, but don’t forget, in this situation, the “Biebs” is in jail.

      Mar 8, 2014 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby

      We all know the police don’t arrest you for nothing. If he was arrested, he is a criminal. If he were one of the Kennedy kids, his dick would have been on the front page of the New York Times, so why not Bieber? And if the cops kick your ass while you’re in jail, you’ve no one to blame but yourself for being in there. The ACLU are a bunch of commie puppets out to destroy our great nation.

      May 5, 2014 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      This was just a tease for the inevitable “stolen” XXX video that will pop-up on the internets any day now……..And based on the shots of the Bieber peen out there I am kinda sorta looking forward to it! :p

      May 14, 2014 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Walker

      @crowebobby: I really hope this is satire, because if it isn’t, you are an imbecile.

      May 19, 2014 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • isafakir

      apparently it seems the bieb ‘s a good little boy who washes h’s hands after. but what the hell, we’ve got pictures of his royal highness prince william peeing at a polo match so why not the royal bieb in jail on a perp walk. his royal highness unzips himself and holds it himself with a right many grip, not just two fingers, very democratically and his horse was barely able to contain his envy.

      May 20, 2014 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • isafakir

      “@isafakir: “right manly grip” [typo]

      May 20, 2014 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • georgemed222

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      Jun 24, 2014 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I'm Black, and HiV-positive.
      I'm Black, and HiV-positive.

      @Kieru: Obtaining a urine sample for the mandatory drug test? You don’t even know. Stop lying already. There wasn’t even a cup in his hand.

      Sep 19, 2014 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I'm Black, and HiV-positive.
      I'm Black, and HiV-positive.

      @Vartan X.: Oh yeah? Then why was there even a “privacy fence” while they just happen to have a videocamera taping him on a pee break in the first place?

      Sep 19, 2014 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BRENT

      @crowebobby: What utter nonsense. The police arrest you on suspicion (at least they do in England!). The arrested person becomes a criminal only after a jury has convicted him of a crime and the judge has passed sentence. Surely that is not too difficult a concept to understand?

      Nov 5, 2014 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BRENT

      @isafakir: Heh-heh! Good one, Isafakir!

      Nov 5, 2014 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stanhope

      @crowebobby: two words: dumb ass

      Nov 17, 2014 at 4:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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