Viggo Fights Naked
That About Sums It Up
Violence ain't sexy. Unless it involves Eastern Promises' Viggo Mortensen fighting naked.
After the jump. And, yes, it's NSFW.
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… that wasn't sexy.
And the nakedness… isn't really revealing.
But it was violent.
That's kind of what I was thinking. Viggo covered in blood, kicking people's heads in as he tries not to get stabbed to death is sexy?
And yeah, if you're looking for peen, there's not a lot to be seen.
There's sexy violence, like wrestling, UFC or boxing. Then there's the disgusting kind. This falls into the latter category
This wasn't very sexy, in that the graphic violence far outweighed the natural sexiness of a fit and handsome naked man, I gotta say, but it did show off Vig's vestigal tail, which is always interesting. If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch closely, you'll see it. Viggo's got a lil lump at the top of his butt crack.