Violence ain’t sexy. Unless it involves Eastern Promises‘ Viggo Mortensen fighting naked.
After the jump. And, yes, it’s NSFW.
That’s kind of what I was thinking. Viggo covered in blood, kicking people’s heads in as he tries not to get stabbed to death is sexy?
And yeah, if you’re looking for peen, there’s not a lot to be seen.
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There’s sexy violence, like wrestling, UFC or boxing. Then there’s the disgusting kind. This falls into the latter category
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This wasn’t very sexy, in that the graphic violence far outweighed the natural sexiness of a fit and handsome naked man, I gotta say, but it did show off Vig’s vestigal tail, which is always interesting. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch closely, you’ll see it. Viggo’s got a lil lump at the top of his butt crack.
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… that wasn’t sexy.
And the nakedness… isn’t really revealing.
But it was violent.