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Vine Sensation “Not With That Fufu Lame Shit” Is Actually A Gay Porn Model

bryan-silva-max-payne-gay-pornBryan Silva became somewhat of a Vine sensation this week after uploading a series of entertaining six-second clips in which he records himself reciting rap lyrics from his bathroom.

His first clip, which made it to the front of Vine’s “featured” page in less than a day, cemented his viral fame in the same way “Leave Britney Alone” did for Chris Crocker.

“That FuFu Lame Shit I Aint With It. I’ll Send Some Shots At Your Fitted,” he says, in what will undeniably become his legacy mantra:

The clip has been “liked” over 33,000 times and re-Vined over 40,000 times. World Star Hip Hop has a video message to his haters that has clocked nearly one million views:

Realizing his fame potential, the “Cuban Swag Papi” quickly established a Facebook fan page and launched a fitness website. Judging by his Facebook page, he sounds like a pretty likable and down-to-Earth guy:

“When I Walk Into A Room, Introduce Myself To Someone I Love Lookin Dominant, In Charge, & In Control. I Love Walkin Past & Havin People Point & Talk About Me. I Love The Fact That When I Go Somewhere With Thousands Of People, Almost All Of Them Will Remember Who Iam When It Is Over. & I Didnt Even Have To Say A Word. (This Was The Case Before People Knew Who I Was.)

Oh yeah, his Facebook page is also pushing his adult work (he’s into “Muscle Worship, Strength Feats, J\o XXX Shows Along With Slave Talk Downs. The Master Is Here. Bow, Kneel And Start Serving,” FYI) because fans may also know him as “Max Payne” or “Monster 4 A Cock,” a gay porn model who has worked with Helix Studios, Next Door Studios (NSFW), and Corbin Fisher.

And there you have it. When a friend inevitably leans over and says “have you seen this guy?” this weekend, you’ll have reason to visit a gay porn site with your friend.

You can also tell them that Bryan Silva may not be “with that fufu lame shit,” but he’s all for the D. Play on, homie. Don’t let those haters get you down. #swag

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  • 36 Comments
    • carey579

      I actually saw this one on YouTube.

      Sensation?

      He is so fugly!

      Apr 16, 2014 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      Cracker needs a cap In his ass.

      I don’t even know what I just said but it felt good sayin it.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • renly

      THIS GUY was on corbin fisher? They must have lowered their standards

      Apr 16, 2014 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      Sometimes I mumble like that to myself too exept I would die if it ever made it to youtube.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      Little fella must be hung…like INCREDIBLY HUNG!!! Would have to be.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TerrenM

      WTF did I just watch?!?!? I’m gonna go do my dishes…

      Apr 16, 2014 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • clg19672004

      If you can flaunt it do it!

      Apr 16, 2014 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RayJacksonMs

      He’s on chaturbate too.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SeanD

      What’s WRONG with him? Either he is high out of his mind
      or there is some serious brain damage.
      The body may look good but that face is far too distracting…
      in the worst way.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      His body attracts me, but the face does not.

      I don’t care if he has a big dick. I would top him anyway, if we ever met.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jcortez

      In the picture without the tatts, he kind of reminds me of Megan Draper from Mad Men. Skinny, dark hair, serious overbite.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robho3

      Is that a foreign language and is it just me or is he ugly ass hell?

      Apr 16, 2014 at 8:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70

      butterface! Is there something a little “down” with him? Did he eat paint chips as a child?

      Apr 16, 2014 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrick

      Fugly face & ugly body (like something out of a concentration camp) – & obviously ugly personality & low intelligence. Who gives a WTF about him? You could not pay me to watch a porn flick with this repulsive, inside & out, troll.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded

      Wasn’t he the kid from Little Giants?

      Apr 16, 2014 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Large Marge

      abs on a skinny guy are like big boobs on a fat girl. They don’t count.

      Apr 16, 2014 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TerrenM

      Who cares about children like this?!?! We need to attack Shepard Smith on FOX. Call these homos out!

      Apr 17, 2014 at 2:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SoThenWhatHappened

      I’m sorry, but his dick isn’t big enough to make up for being that ugly. And trashy. He looks like a malnourished rodent of some sort.

      Apr 17, 2014 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimdandy1984

      y’all are a bunch of mean bitter old queens. who summarily calls people ugly. what are you 5? get a life

      Apr 17, 2014 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      @jimdandy1984: Exactly. It’s the mean gurl post. Some Queens can be so bitchy and catty.

      Apr 17, 2014 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SoThenWhatHappened

      Ok I’ll try to be positive…

      It’s great that hillbilly crack-whore babies can grow up to overcome the combination of inbreeding and fetal drug exposure to support themselves. *applause*

      Apr 17, 2014 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79

      He looks like something Jim Henson would have created.

      Apr 17, 2014 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drivendervish

      I’ll be laughing all day after watching this. But I fail to understand the appeal. He’s hideous, unable to communicate and should be in a zoo hanging from vines rather than on vine. What is wrong with all the people “liking” and reblogging vines like this. I’m embarrassed that I watched it and won’t be telling anybody else I did.

      Apr 17, 2014 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_in_cambridge

      I seriously gotta get off this planet.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ekohler

      He’s on guys with iPhones a few days back:

      http://guyswithiphones.com/2014/04/329702/

      Big ol’ dick

      Apr 19, 2014 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wadey-New Zealand

      Man that dude is UGLY!!

      Apr 21, 2014 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drivendervish

      I have to object to calling him a gay porn model? I associate “model” with good-looking, beautiful, hot, etc, exactly the opposite of this mess. How about gay porn body part? because I doubt the camera spends much time on his face!

      May 16, 2014 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek Williams

      Hot!

      May 19, 2014 at 6:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • callenstewart

      What a tool.

      Jul 26, 2014 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vartan X.

      I don’t know if he is ugly or not, but I’d really like to see the faces of those who insist that he is ugly. You guys must have killer looks.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vartan X.

      @jimdandy1984: It always amazes me how shallow minded people can be. Yeah, let’s just discard a fellow human being like some piece of junk all because he doesn’t have the looks of a front page magazine model. Sometimes I think the planet Earth needs another extinction event to control the infestation.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 11:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rand112

      here is a link of the porn as proof of his Froo froo gay http://www.porndig.com/videos/14240/devin-thilo-and-max-payne-dig-blowjobs.html

      Nov 29, 2014 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • da90027

      Id buy him a cheeseburger fries and a shake then fuck his brains out…oh wait someone beat me to it minus the nourishing meal…

      Mar 13, 2015 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brazzers

      I suggest you watch the film you in Alex andrews. http://hdporntime.com/alex-andrews-group-of-gay-porn-videos/

      May 23, 2015 at 7:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sandym70

      What does it say about our society when a no talent twat like this gets “famous” from a six second clip on yet another inane internet site? Hopefully his um, “staying power” is as long as the clips themselves, because his shelf life is limited, and like inferior produce if left out in the sun too long begins to quickly rot and smell. Oh wait, too late!

      Aug 26, 2015 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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