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Virginia Del. Bob Marshall Only Wants ‘Active Homosexuals’ Banned From National Guard

Bob Marshall, the Virginia state delegate who reacted to the repeal of DADT by demanding the Virginia National Guard pass its own anti-gay policy, doesn’t want to ban all homosexuals from serving in the Guard, he tells Fox News’ Steve Doocy. Just “active homosexuals,” because after all, this is the way “the United States [has been doing things] for 232 years and [has been] the moral assumption for the last 6,000 years [Ed: As old as Planet Earth!], so when Congress decided to change this on the weekend when they’re in lame duck session, when they’ve been repudiated by the voters and on a bill that dealt with the Small Business Administration and allowed no amendments except this, that’s a problem.” No, what’s a problem is when even your Republican Gov. Bob McDonnell, who can’t stand gays either, doesn’t even support your crazytown plan. [via]

By:           JD
On:           Jan 5, 2011
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  • 9 Comments
    • Josh
      Josh

      This is funny because I don’t remember getting an email telling me to activate my homosexual status.

      Jan 5, 2011 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      Actually, I agree with him. I mean, if a dude just lays there in bed, how can he defend our country?

      Jan 5, 2011 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks
      justiceontherocks

      How much ass do you have to get (or give) to be considered “active?”

      Jan 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      So does this means “tops need not apply” but “bottoms welcome.”

      Figures, straight men are always so worried that someone is gonna stick something in their ass…but they are always trying to butt fuck women.

      Jan 5, 2011 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh
      Josh [Different person #1 using similar name]

      He’s from MANASSas? Oh, come on.

      Jan 5, 2011 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Reds
      Reds

      He’s a ‘MANASShole.’ Virginia such a backwater…

      Jan 5, 2011 at 4:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      So…passive homosexuals okay?

      Jan 6, 2011 at 1:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      No. 7 · Andy wrote, “So…passive homosexuals okay?” Not after you explain “top” and “bottom” to Bob Marshall! Don’t mention “versatile”. He’s at the bottom of the learning curve.

      Jan 6, 2011 at 1:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christine
      christine

      Could you not use crazy that way? It’s ableist. I have a mental illness (/am ‘crazy’) and don’t support this.

      Jan 7, 2011 at 9:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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