If you love the Wachowski siblings but hate spoilers, then stop reading now about their upcoming flick Cobalt Neural 9. But it’s basically all Brokeback, but in Iraq and in the future!
And also the past!
Vulture got their hands on the script, or at least their well-informed sources did, and reveal we’re looking at a Cloverfield-style film where, a hundred years from now, archival cable news footage is used to piece together WTF happened in Iraq. And that’s when you’ll see the hot gay American Marine protagonist, handily named Butch (who “just wants to fuck and kill everything”), fall in love with an Iraqi during the Second Gulf War. And in between staring at each other’s eyelashes, “they rut like animals behind this fence.” While wearing burqas.
Somehow we go from innocent romance to wanting to assistant President George W. Bush, because jesus that guy is a nightmare.
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“Somehow we go from innocent romance to wanting to assistant President George W. Bush, because jesus that guy is a nightmare.”
What the shite does that even mean? Are algorithms writing your kickers now? It looks like Mongoloid hackers have gotten hold of your site.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Samwise
“Assistant” should be “assassinate.”
I was excited about this movie before. But man, if this is true, it sounds awful.
soakman
Ditto Samwise. But you never know, maybe the ‘in-a-nutshell’ summary will fail to do the film justice.