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Walk Tall And Carry A Big Shtick

OH SNAP — Newly anointed House Speaker Rep. John Boehner shows off his new instrument.

By:           JD
On:           Jan 5, 2011
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  • 13 Comments
    • chimmy
      chimmy

      can’t wait til it’s over, when do we get to vote for a new congress? 2012? 2013?

      Jan 5, 2011 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LOrion
      LOrion

      BUT BUT BUT where are the TEARS?

      Jan 5, 2011 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      50 bucks says that thing is hollowed out and filled with tasty, tasty bourbon.

      Jan 5, 2011 at 6:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      What a huge tool.

      Jan 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      @the crustybastard: The gavel or the guy holding the gavel?

      Jan 5, 2011 at 10:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L
      Mike L

      Wonder if he stuck the shaft up his ass the night before.

      Jan 5, 2011 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      We got rid of Nancy Pelosi for this?

      Jan 6, 2011 at 12:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Obama DID say DADT would happen on his watch... (John From England)
      Obama DID say DADT would happen on his watch... (John From England)

      @tjr101:

      Yep.

      Well done Queerty. Your Obama hate did good. Check you!

      Jan 6, 2011 at 12:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      Meryl Streep should play him in the movie. She cries so good.

      Jan 6, 2011 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      boo hoo! He even cried when his arch enemy Nancy Pelosi referred to him wife and family. Let’s see how much class and strength he has in face of the tea baggers.

      Jan 6, 2011 at 1:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GregorVonK
      GregorVonK

      I saw a caricature of him the other day and thought it was Bob Dole…Now that I think of it, even in real life he looks like Bob Dole.

      Jan 6, 2011 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @LOrion: True to form, he cried like a little girl upon taking his new position………..

      Jan 6, 2011 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brentinpdx
      Brentinpdx

      Oh look at that gavel, it has ridges on it… it would look real good stuffed up his ass. Cause that’s what he is going to do to us.. the American people. He is a bully sitting in the big chair now.

      Jan 7, 2011 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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