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OH SNAP — Newly anointed House Speaker Rep. John Boehner shows off his new instrument.
can’t wait til it’s over, when do we get to vote for a new congress? 2012? 2013?
BUT BUT BUT where are the TEARS?
50 bucks says that thing is hollowed out and filled with tasty, tasty bourbon.
What a huge tool.
@the crustybastard: The gavel or the guy holding the gavel?
Wonder if he stuck the shaft up his ass the night before.
We got rid of Nancy Pelosi for this?
Well done Queerty. Your Obama hate did good. Check you!
Meryl Streep should play him in the movie. She cries so good.
boo hoo! He even cried when his arch enemy Nancy Pelosi referred to him wife and family. Let’s see how much class and strength he has in face of the tea baggers.
I saw a caricature of him the other day and thought it was Bob Dole…Now that I think of it, even in real life he looks like Bob Dole.
@LOrion: True to form, he cried like a little girl upon taking his new position………..
Oh look at that gavel, it has ridges on it… it would look real good stuffed up his ass. Cause that’s what he is going to do to us.. the American people. He is a bully sitting in the big chair now.
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