The Silver Fox has recently announced he’s turning his back on one of his favorite vices—ice cream. Newly out newscaster Anderson Cooper posted a video on Sunday revealing he hadn’t licked on any Ben & Jerry’s for two months. “I’ve tried to cut down on my sweets and just try to overall eat healthier and lower my cholesterol,” he announced. “I have not had ice cream in about two months and I don’t really miss it too much, I must say.”
Hmm, you think AC was using ice cream to sublimate his desire to be openly gay? Well, he was partial to Dulce de Leche.
John
Who the fuck cares!?!?!?! Anderson has zero personality.
Oh well
How could anybody not have known he was gay 🙂
Joe
This is a total fluff piece. Queerty sucks. They totally ignored the scandal with the Bronx Pride Center closing last month because a former director was embezzling. But this, this is news.
Analog
I heard on the internet – so it’s deffo true – that he and Ben Maisani inject ice cream directly into their veins and have a large collection of exotic ice lollies that they use to penetrate each others bottom holes with.
Filth.
Michael in Toronto
Oh for Chrissakes: what’s wrong with a little FLUFF now and then? Lighten-friggin’-up.
dvlaries
You were just dying to use a headline like that, weren’t you…? 😐
Matt
Honestly who cares?
Ben n Jerry
I didn’t know Anderson Cooper was gay ( I thought he was dating Kathy Griffin ). I miss the good old days when it was easy to identify gay performers ( like Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Riley, and Strom Thurmand ). Do you think now he’ll be on the new Hollywood squares, the new Match Game PM, or perhaps run for Senate in South Carolina as a Dixiecrat? I sure hope so — also, I’m curious if he has a fabulous collection of Gloria Vanderbelt jeans — the potential to learn from his is awesome!