We know that not everyone feels comfortable donning gay apparel to deck the halls this Christmas—after all, straight dudes should be able to celebrate the holiday without turning into Egg Nog sipping queens. That’s why Conan O’Brien has introduced two Christmas albums with de-gayed lyrics and carols performed by power tools. Now you can be butch, even when mommy catches you kissing Santa Claus.
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WATCH: Butch Up Your Christmas With These De-Gayed Holiday Albums
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Ron
It’s true I kissed a guy, but I did it under the mistletoe. It doesn’t count! 😉
bagooka
It’s delightfully manly. I’m curling my toes in excitement.
MikeE
that was hysterical
Michael in Toronto
Terrific.
Jeff
This was sort of funny but the ending was not surprising at all, then again the whole joke is homophobic or biphobic but any joke about gay or bisexual men that uses gay or bisexual men as a punchline is homophobic and biphobic.