Queerty is better as a member
So that’s why he looks so good!
I swear to God, pause the video and it looks like Newty Tooty is being dolled up by a Sim.
Well if you want perfect hair, Calista certain appear qualified, never seen a hair outta place in the blonde helmet hairdo!
As far as her qualifications to be First Lady, she’s screwed Newt, I guess that would be it.
Calista, be careful with that nit comb. You might pull his brain off.
Awe his sugar daddy won’t pay for his hair and make-up people anymore :( lol
Calista looks liked she was dipped in polyurethane. And none of that helped. At all.
Calista got one donkey booty up in da house. Oh yessah!
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