The 40-year-old adventure show host made love to America’s television sets two weeks ago when he convinced Zac Efron to remove his shirt before strapping their half-naked bodies together. The pair rappelled down a jagged cliff into a body of water for some of the most homoerotic Sean Cody-esque programming we’ve ever seen.
Grylls is at it again this week, convincing Channing Tatum to essentially perform an incredibly detailed gay fantasy in front of his cameras.
It goes a little something like this:
– Channing Tatum does a backflip into a lake, from a helicopter, with Bear Grylls. The two share some awesome bro moments while swimming.
– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls exit the water, immediately do a set of push-ups to assert their masculinity.
– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls fumble with the harnesses cutting into their giant, almost cartoonish bulges.
– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls remove their pants to “wring them out,” engage in more bro activity.
The clip ends there, but your imagination doesn’t have to. Check out Running Wild with Bear Grylls Monday nights on NBC.