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Watch Channing Tatum Remove His Wet Pants For Stud Magnet Bear Grylls

Screen Shot 2014-08-08 at 11.36.54 AMBear Grylls is bound to have the highest ratings in primetime if he keeps this up.

The 40-year-old adventure show host made love to America’s television sets two weeks ago when he convinced Zac Efron to remove his shirt before strapping their half-naked bodies together. The pair rappelled down a jagged cliff into a body of water for some of the most homoerotic Sean Cody-esque programming we’ve ever seen.

Grylls is at it again this week, convincing Channing Tatum to essentially perform an incredibly detailed gay fantasy in front of his cameras.

It goes a little something like this:

– Channing Tatum does a backflip into a lake, from a helicopter, with Bear Grylls. The two share some awesome bro moments while swimming.

– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls exit the water, immediately do a set of push-ups to assert their masculinity.

– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls fumble with the harnesses cutting into their giant, almost cartoonish bulges.

– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls remove their pants to “wring them out,” engage in more bro activity.

The clip ends there, but your imagination doesn’t have to. Check out Running Wild with Bear Grylls Monday nights on NBC.

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Aug 8, 2014
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  • 23 Comments
    • RIGay
      RIGay

      I just do not get the allure of Mr. Tatum. Can someone please explain his appeal to me?

      Aug 8, 2014 at 12:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ihadtosayit
      Ihadtosayit

      @RIGay: here you go…it has been put into song for you…enjoy

      Aug 8, 2014 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy
      Desert Boy

      Watch Channing Tatum’s hip moves in ‘Magic Mike’. He’s a fuck machine.

      Aug 8, 2014 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ihadtosayit
      Ihadtosayit

      @Desert Boy: yes he is!!!

      Aug 8, 2014 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet30
      redcarpet30

      Aug 8, 2014 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      I really think that they needed a third person on this trip, ME! Bear Grylls is delicious on his own, but glad to see he finally brought a hot man on his trip for this show!

      Aug 8, 2014 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thenameismatt
      thenameismatt

      Hold on tight to that wedding ring Channing!

      Aug 8, 2014 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ihadtosayit
      Ihadtosayit

      @redcarpet30: I LOVE that scene…those cakes of Channing are AWESOME and so HOT…

      Aug 8, 2014 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      @Sportguy, I see someone at Queerty read your earlier comments. :)

      Aug 8, 2014 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos
      Ridpathos

      I wish I was Bear Grylls and had the ability to get straight men that comfortable with me.

      Aug 8, 2014 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy
      Desert Boy

      @Ihadtosayit: – A thing of male beauty!

      Aug 8, 2014 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hex0
      hex0

      Bitter queens who say they’d chuck Channing Tatum out of bed are lying through their teeth.

      Sure he ain’t the best actor, but yum nonetheless.

      Aug 8, 2014 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      @redcarpet30:

      What I wouldn’t do to have Channing on a leash for one weekend, lol.

      Aug 8, 2014 at 6:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Manchester
      Manchester

      I heart Channing Tat-yum.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 12:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Arkansas Razorback
      Arkansas Razorback

      He’s a beautiful man. Being that he’s straight, I would still really enjoy spending a weekend with he and Bear, doing all that adventuring. Straight guys are so fun to hang out with if you can get them to shut up about pussy for a bit.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 1:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      Arkansas,

      You are so right. Straight guys are more fun than gay guys. Gay guys are Dullsville because all they really care about is picking someone up and penis size.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 3:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      @michael mellor: So VERY true!

      Aug 9, 2014 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      @Ihadtosayit: YES!! Thank you.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      I rather see OUT gay men doing these antics instead! This “closet” bro stuff doesn’t do me!

      Aug 9, 2014 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • semtex
      semtex

      @Arkansas Razorback: You can quote me on this but I don’t have the google strength to back it up with links at the moment, Channing Tatum does not identify as straight but has openly said he is bisexual.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dazzer
      dazzer

      It’s worth pointing out that Bear Grylls is the head of the UK Boy Scouts.

      He’s straight, a great family man, an open and committed Christian, isn’t embarrassed about being naked and doesn’t give a damn whether or not someone is gay.

      If I had kids, I’d totally want them to look up to him as a role model.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 7:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Saint Law
      Saint Law

      @michael mellor: “Gay guys are Dullsville because all they really care about is picking someone up and penis size.”

      says dull gay who only cares about picking men up and dick size.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      Yes and yes

      Aug 10, 2014 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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