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WATCH: Davey Wavey And Friends Explain How Gay Guys Have Sex

In the spirit of “ask a stupid question/get a stupid answer,” Davey Wavey and his fellow gays tackled a question that’s been plaguing drunk frat boys for ages: how do two guys have sex? The stupid answers will astound you.

By:           Editors
On:           Dec 6, 2013
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  • 14 Comments
    • Mr. E. Jones
      Mr. E. Jones

      Judging from my own experiences with hets and stupid questions,m they all seem to think we can only have sex from behind. The idea of missionary position boggles their minds.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hermes
      Hermes

      PLEASE don’t do this sort of thing — Gaygod and some of the others are ok — but the ones who talk about cannibalism – will be taken SERIOUSLY BY THE RIGHT. Don’t give ammunition to our enemies by lying about something so basic because you think its funny. PLEASE. I’ve been in this battle for 30 years, trust me, this is not good – we still have not lived down the guy in the 1980s who wrote the “gay agenda” as satire and SAID it was satire. Do you realize it is in the congressional record, read there by a GOP member, WITH ONE LINE MISSING, THE ONE THAT SAYS ITS SATIRE.

      I know you don’t care, but please. I know you think we’ve “won” – but it is still very ephemeral and it still lacks permanency — be careful with nonsense that “they” can hear. We know none of it is real, they will believe it is fact.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Are there no other interesting gay folks on Youtube?

      Dec 6, 2013 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark Jenkins
      Mark Jenkins

      Have to agree with Hermes here- The Religious “Right” and GOP morons will have a field day with this. But on the other hand ANYTHING we say is taken out of context- so – Where do you draw the line?

      Dec 6, 2013 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pistolo
      Pistolo

      Youtube is like the new local access television.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • trelin
      trelin

      Why is anyone taking this overly-swollen fauxlebrity’s advice on anything. He gets paid for EVERY view of his videos! He doesn’t understand what it’s like for gay men that don’t look or act like him. Ones that may still not see that it’s acceptable to be gay in our society. I truly believe he thinks every gay man should be a complete duplication of himself.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • trelin
      trelin

      Why is anyone taking this overly-swollen fauxlebrity’s advice on anything? He gets paid for EVERY view of his videos! He doesn’t understand what it’s like for gay men that don’t look or act like him. Ones that may still not see that it’s acceptable to be gay in our society. I truly believe he thinks every gay man should be a complete duplication of himself.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @Hermes: That reminds me of the twilight zone. They’re taking the people up into the Aliens spaceship and they finally figured out too late that the book “How to serve man” was actually a cookbook. Context is very important.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      This is just nauseating. And who are these people who are asking that idiot Davey Wavey about gay sex?

      Dec 6, 2013 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elloreigh
      Elloreigh

      Well, let’s start with the flawed premise that it’s a “stupid question”. Why is there any expectation that straight people should just automatically know what goes on in gay people’s sex lives? Worse though are the straight people who assume (WRONGLY) that they DO know what goes on in gay people’s sex lives.

      Depending on the circumstances, appropriate answers might range from “None of your business” to “It depends on one’s personal likes/dislikes and those of one’s partner” or possibly “Would you like me to show you?” (Just kidding on the last one. Mostly.) “Why would you want to know that?” can also be effective, especially if you have the facial flexibility and coordination to pose the question with one eyebrow raised insinuatingly.

      People are naturally curious, but that doesn’t mean their curiosity should always be indulged. It also depends on your relationship with the inquirer. In some instances, it’s less an actual question in search of an honest answer, and more of a rhetorical interrogative meant to suggest that what we do either isn’t sex, or is worthy of ridicule. I would never indulge that. However, if you have a level of trust with a friend who is asking, it’s possible to give honest answers, but there’s a fine line between talking about what gay people do generally without it spilling over into questions about what you like to do or have done personally.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      This chick called Davey Wavey just disgusts and annoys the shit out of me. Piece of shit! Does she even own a shirt with sleeves?

      Dec 6, 2013 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pistolo
      Pistolo

      The joke dies within the first 10 seconds of this video and basically burns in humorless hellfires for the rest of the video. “ZOMG they’re describing scenarios that are not describing gay sex at all! LOL!”

      Some of these kids are okay but Davey, Tyler Oakley, “Gay God” are just so skeezy. So not into it. In all honesty, I don’t find any of them to be particularly smart.

      Dec 7, 2013 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tigglywuff
      tigglywuff

      I never thought it was an issue for gay men to have to answer as to how they have sex, considering a lot of straight couples have anal sex.
      But Jesus, I get asked how I have lesbian sex way too often, as have all of my queer lady peers. And a lot of people actually think gay-woman-sex consists mainly of scissoring. Scissoring!

      Dec 7, 2013 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Once again…another video promoting the idea the only gays that exist are the effeminate ones….how many masculine gays might take their lives because of this constant gay separatist stupity???

      Dec 9, 2013 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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