It was expected that Fox News wouldn’t take news of Barack Obama‘s imminent victory well, but they certainly weren’t going to let anything as silly as logic get in the way of their pity party.
Not with Karl Rove, that beacon of integrity, casting doubt over the plausibility of Ohio being called “prematurely” for the President.
Enter anchorlady Megyn Kelly, who put on her best investigative reporter face and stormed backstage to “interrogate” the guys behind the numbers. Turns out, they were “quite comfortable” with their call. As was most of the nation.
Meanwhile, can we talk about Kelly sassing the Rove: “They know how the science works.” We’re just glad someone at Fox News does.
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2eo
“This just in, OBAMA has literally bombed the world trade centre again while jacking off to the quran and has already started building a mosque on the tomb of the unknown soldier, and replaced Abraham Lincoln in Washington with a statue of Abu Hamza and A.N.Other arab terrorist burning the american flag while raping a bald eagle”
THIS IS LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. Wake up America.
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lehadley
Okay, the title of this article is awesome. Gold star goes to whomever wrote it.
yaoming
I believe that was Stuart Smalley.