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WATCH: Diet Coke’s “Gardener” Ad With Andrew Cooper Is Awfully Homoerotic

Not since the days of Lucky Vanous have we been rendered speechless by a Diet Coke spokesmodel the way we have by Andrew Cooper, the star of this 30th anniversary commercial.

Not only is he a fine specimen, but he knows how to take a high-pressure volley of sticky liquid to the face. That’s always a good trait in a potential boyfriend.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 28, 2013
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    • AEH

      Well, damn. And to think today was the day I was going to quit drinking Diet Coke…

      Jan 28, 2013 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      What a stupid commercial.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron

      He’s hot, but there’s not really anything homo-erotic about a man taking off his shirt in front of a group of women. Erotic maybe, sensual definitely. Not homo-erotic.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian

      How on earth is this “homoerotic”? If anything, it’s hetero-erotic. There’s nothing homoerotic about it. If the guy was taking his shirt off in front of a group of admiring men, that MAY be considered homoerotic, although even that’s not guaranteed.

      Honestly, we gays must be getting desperate if we keep trying to own male nudity.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox

      This is not Homo-erotic. AT ALL.
      Incorrect usage of the term.
      This ad is geared towards women. That is all.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 6:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox

      Yes he’s hot.
      Diet Coke is far less healthy than regular coke.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201

      Erotic to homos, not homo-erotic

      get a dictionary

      Jan 28, 2013 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70

      not homo-erotic, but sexy. homo-erotic would be if it was all guys and they started staring at him with lustful eyes.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Hey, dimwits! I don’t give a rat’s ass about what to call it; the guy’s HOT!

      Jan 28, 2013 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fidelio

      How the hell did he get so drenched from opening a shaken Diet Coke? That fucked it up for me.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 9:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      @LARRYBMOVIE: You’re right, let illiteracy rule the world.

      And no, this ad isn’t homoerotic in the least.
      It’s actually the very antithesis of homoerotic.

      Jan 28, 2013 at 9:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blkluvla

      Not “homoerotic”! Use that word to refer to some kind of sexual interaction between or among two or more men, or the insinuation of such an interaction. Four girls and a man taking off his shirt is totally UN-homoerotic

      Jan 28, 2013 at 11:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blkluvla

      @hotshot70: Yep! Absolutely right. Queerty is off the mark on this one!

      Jan 28, 2013 at 11:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blkluvla

      @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Yes, really stupid

      Jan 28, 2013 at 11:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit

      NO BUTT!

      Jan 29, 2013 at 12:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FStratford

      yeah… erotic, not homoerotic. There’s no other guy anywhere. and the gardener could be gay but could be straight as well.

      Jan 29, 2013 at 12:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jobin1988

      truthfully lucky vanous was much hotter this guy is ok….but for the concept of commercial he needed to be way hotter….too skinny and boyish…which makes all the women that cougar thing….uber disappointing

      Jan 29, 2013 at 1:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rand503

      @Aaron: He walks away from five gorgeous girls who are obviously in to him. So he must be gay.

      Jan 29, 2013 at 1:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daggerman

      …come on, is there really any homoerotic content in this….how is it supposed to be homoerotic exactly? Is it because squirting a load of fizzy soda drink over your naked torso is considered to only appeal tho men…my God, do fuck off and get a life. The ad is aimed at the female of the species, all women see the same ‘package’ as men do..what will it take for this whole human race to SEE the same thing?

      Jan 29, 2013 at 7:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel-Reader

      Avoid all soda if you want to look like him.

      Jan 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron

      So yeah, this is basically the exact same commercial from 20 years ago with the business women watching the construction worker. Actually, that one was funnier. So much for creativity.

      Jan 29, 2013 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron

      Ugh, why does it do that??

      Old school Diet Coke ad at the link below:

      Jan 29, 2013 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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