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WATCH: Dimwitted Protester Almost Starts A Fire Outside General Mills HQ

We never thought we’d see anything that made buying Starbucks coffee just to pour it out look like a rational course of action, but this right-wing moron took his idiocy a step further. Shlepping out to General Mills headquarters in Golden Valley, Minnesota, to protest the company’s support for LGBT equality, he attempted to set a box of Cheerio’s on fire. (Because Cherrio’s are obviously what they eat in the fiery pits of Hell.)

Of course, using a torch in high winds isn’t very bright, but one look at this schmo tells you it’s just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions.

 
Source: Good As You

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Aug 6, 2012
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  • 16 Comments
    • Benji Douglas
      Benji Douglas

      I am a little concerned about how flammable Cheerios apparently are.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J Bruner
      J Bruner

      Sorry – but this looks more like a big queen making fun of stupid hillbilly fucksticks, rather than an actual hillbilly fuckstick who should be made fun of.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Clay
      Clay

      The only thing dumber than boycotting Pro-LGBT companies, burning cereal in effigy.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Clay
      Clay

      Also, maybe they shouldn’t have had the guy who lisps and chose to wear pink, give the speech against gay marriage.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homomofo
      Homomofo

      @ J Bruner You’d be amazed at how often the most vocally anti gay men turn out to look and sound just like Rip Taylor!

      Aug 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homomofo
      Homomofo

      @ J Bruner You’d be amazed at how often the most vocally anti-gay men turn out to look and sound just like Rip Taylor!

      Aug 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Observer
      The Observer

      HAHAHA I love when the bigots own bigotry gets in their own way.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SunshineStar
      SunshineStar

      How did I know some fool was going to blame this as being staged by gay people?
      Man, the phobes can’t even recognize their own phobia. Have you ever visited the Million Moms facebook page? Have you heard of some of the protests they’ve conducted against JC Pennys outside the stores? Nothing is above them. But then again, something tells me you already know that.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ewoks R Us
      Ewoks R Us

      Man, this video seems like it is a parody of something that would happen on Modern Family. With that guy’s build and wardrobe and manner of speech I can just imagine Cam trying to burn a chicken sandwich outside Chick-fil-A and then throwing a sissy fit: “OMG Mitchell! Run! Grab Lily! OMG I’m flaming!” Then Mitchell says: “Yes, and you’re on fire.”

      Aug 6, 2012 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I won't grow up
      I won't grow up

      Benji, honey. You are absolutely right. I’m glad I don’t smoke anymore I might have self emolated. What a shitty way to start the day.
      This is hilarious, even if it does turn out to be faked.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      The biggest bigots are always the biggest closet cases.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kev C
      Kev C

      @J Bruner: Whenever you hear the word “Homo.Sex.U.Alls”, you can be sure it’s a real hick.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 7:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robroberts
      Robroberts

      Mr. Mike Leisner can be reached at his work at (763) 767-9200. Perhaps this dipshit would like to hear from you.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guy
      Guy

      The Smoking Gun claims to have identified him:

      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cheerios-burning-protest-567341

      The police department where he set the fire can be contacted here:

      http://www.goldenvalleymn.gov/police/gvpdu/index.php

      Aug 7, 2012 at 1:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guy
      Guy

      Joe My God claims this is his contact website:

      http://greatermidwestproperties.com/agent-directory/

      Aug 7, 2012 at 1:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spooge bob
      spooge bob

      fake fake fake

      Aug 7, 2012 at 7:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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