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WATCH: Drag Race‘s Willam And Girlfriends Sing Ode To Chick-Fil-A

Grabbing the hateful, greasy bull  by the horns—er, wings—three drag queens are tackling the mutual hatred between the gays and a certain fast-food franchise in a spoof of Wilson Phillips’ “Hold On”  called “Chow Down (at Chick-Fil-A).”

Willam Belli, who’s currently getting under the other queens’ skin on RuPaul’s Drag Race, is joined here by fellow West Coast. performers Detox Icunt and Vicky Vox. Leave it to three sexpot, junk-food-hungry drag queens to show us that one of the most fitting ways to address Chick-Fil-A’s longstanding disrespect of the gay community is with laughter.

Some of the best lines in this hilarious song: “After taking some dudes from behind, all we want to score is… chicken ‘n’  fries,” and “Please don’t sue us for libel; We just want a little meat without your Bible.”

Don’t think the gals are endorsing Chick-Fil-A, though. They, and we, want you to steer clear of the Christian chain and go to some other artery-clogging fried-chick joint instead.

Y’know, Popeye’s and KFC don’t make egregious donations to anti-gay causes. And their mascots are real people.

 

 

By:           BRODY BROWN AND EVAN MULVIHILL
On:           Mar 19, 2012
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  • 17 Comments
    • zephyr with a Z
      zephyr with a Z

      That was better than I was expecting it to be. The rap may have been the best part, which made it a hybrid of “Hold On” and “Waterfalls”. I couldn’t quite understand all the words though, oh well.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DouggSeven
      DouggSeven

      That can’t be Willam – I didn’t hear him say ‘I was on Sex & The City’ or ‘I’ve been on every cop show on the air’ anywhere in that.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • willam
      willam

      @DouggSeven: i was on S&tC and lotsa cop shows. Happy? WILLAM

      Mar 19, 2012 at 4:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polyboy
      Polyboy

      That was an awesome clip. It definitely made my afternoon.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • what?
      what?

      @willam: your persona off drag race makes me like you more and more!

      Mar 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray
      Ray

      I don’t know. It almost came across a little too pro-jesus clucker.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DouggSeven
      DouggSeven

      @what?:
      Really? I thought it made him seen stuck-up (omg, I haven’t been able to use that word since high school!). Although, it could just be the editting.

      Team Needles all the way!

      Mar 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie in Charge
      Charlie in Charge

      Hilarious song; I wonder what the head honchos at that dreaded chicken eatery are saying.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      It’s myopically selfish to suggest people eat at Popeye and KFC what with the diabetes and the abuse of chickens, etc. Share the earth.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tom
      Tom

      I am glad I am a vegetarian

      Mar 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevoj
      stevoj

      lmao @ the mayo line… totes me

      Mar 19, 2012 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DouggSeven
      DouggSeven

      @willam:

      Willam, what did you do, grrl? Kicked off Drag Race? For what!?!

      Mar 20, 2012 at 12:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bamabeau
      bamabeau

      I imagine the gurls would get sued for breach of contract if they spoiled the show. That said, I’m ever so curious.

      Mar 20, 2012 at 1:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      This is hilarious. But I hope nobody takes it as gays endorsing this horrible chain. Haven’t eaten there in 6 years, and won’t ever again.

      Mar 20, 2012 at 5:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      “Someday somebody’s gonna make ya wanna gobble up a waffle fry”

      Fucking hilarious, I can’t get enough!

      Mar 20, 2012 at 6:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Skyman123
      Skyman123

      You know that looks like Jason from the Pit Crew in the back there! This is brilliant! Nice touch wearing the beard Willam :)

      Mar 20, 2012 at 11:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bjk
      bjk

      Cannot stop watching!!!

      Mar 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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