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WATCH: Dumb Hunk Gets Tattoo On His His Junk (Ouch!)

Queerty pal Chev Elt forwarded us a clip of a young buff lad in a tattoo parlor, where his buddies are egging him on to get his “boys” tattooed. (“Kelly’s gonna love it, shouts one. Yeah, right.)

We’re linking off to the video rather than posting it here—not so much because it’s x-rated (meh, not really) but because not everyone has the stomach for watching a guy get inked on his most private of privates. Simmons seems pretty sedate through the whole process, indicating that, yes indeed, he has some pretty big balls. Smooth too!

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Apr 18, 2012
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  • 18 Comments
    • HM
      HM

      well just from this pic, the ass, the abs and the pecs scream “hottie!”.

      They judgement screams ‘run awayyyyyy…’

      Apr 18, 2012 at 12:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wingfield
      wingfield

      I’m guessing these guys are very comfortable in their sexuality. If you check out their vimeo channel EVERY video someone is naked. In one they even get a guy to whack off a drunk sleeping guy. >.<

      Apr 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jawsch
      Jawsch

      If you don’t have the stomach for it, then don’t click it? o.0
      Seems kinda silly not to post it here simply for that reason.

      Apr 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Philip
      Philip

      A cute mental pygmy

      Apr 18, 2012 at 3:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bipolar Bear
      Bipolar Bear

      I was talking to a gay guy into body mods the other day who has had three 8mm rods inserted under the skin of his knob. God knows if they used anaesthetic.

      Apr 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Max
      Max

      And now it’s gone. That didn’t last long.

      Apr 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larkin
      Larkin

      This is why you download things. It’s news dammit!

      Apr 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James M. Martin
      James M. Martin

      An old urban legend (i.e. having some basis in reality) has it that a guy gets a word tattoed on his joint and when his pencil is full of lead it reads “Chrisanthymum,” but when detumescent, it says “mum.”

      Apr 18, 2012 at 6:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zblack
      Zblack

      Im guessing no one had a chance to repost it somewhere lol that would be cool

      Apr 18, 2012 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Doug MacKay
      Doug MacKay

      They use a local butt trust me it still hurts!

      Apr 18, 2012 at 8:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tom
      Tom

      dumb, anybody know the name of the channel/user that it was on?

      Apr 18, 2012 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marriage Equality
      Marriage Equality

      link above doesn’t work anymore :(

      Apr 18, 2012 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zblack
      Zblack

      This link should work http://gawker.com/brass-balls/

      Apr 18, 2012 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zblack
      Zblack

      but still would like to know the name of their channel

      Apr 18, 2012 at 8:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      DUMB…………….YES…..”HUNK”………….HELL NO………

      Apr 19, 2012 at 12:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tavdy79
      Tavdy79

      Just one question – is Kelly a guy or a gal?

      Apr 19, 2012 at 4:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ralph S
      Ralph S

      Obviously he does not work for NASA building rockets, and what is he going to do when Kelly dumps him?

      Apr 19, 2012 at 10:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rraiju Narhnuif
      Rraiju Narhnuif

      Better make sure that the tattoo is fully healed before he makes sweet, sweet homo love and gets a shit inflection on his dick

      Apr 19, 2012 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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