Did you know Ellen Degeneres used to be a Girl Scout?
As the hostess with the mostest noted, the Girl Scouts don’t discriminate “and neither do their cookies. They make each and every one of us gain 10 pounds.”
Ellen devoted her monologue on yesterday’s show to the Boy Scouts of America’s decision to delay a ruling on their gay membership ban, which didn’t make much sense to her.
“They won’t let their members be gay, well, openly gay anyway, but they’re letting them wear neckerchiefs and green short shorts.”