Queerty is better as a member
Exodus Week-End Review Blooper Reel for 2012 from Exodus International on Vimeo.
Exodus International president Alan Chambers thought it’d be funny to release a bloopers reel this week. Turns out it is—just not in the way he intended.
Source: Exodus International via Joe.My.God
OK, where is the video???
Here’s the Link, but it takes a while to load!
Shame they can’t just be themselves, they’d probably be a lot of fun.
@kevininbuffalo: Christians are never fun!
Pretty sure I’ve seen contestants on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” who had a better chance of being straight than the two guys in this video.
this is what’s funny – you know how closeted gay men like to pretend that “gay isms” are affectations put on due to “peer pressure” from the “monolithic stereotypical gay community?” well, if that were true then wouldn’t a man adamant about not being gay no longer embody, well, all of them?
H I L A R E.
Maybe they are thinking they have been turned into straight women.
You can take the gay out of the gay, but you can’t take the gay…what? wait a minute..you’re GAY! GAY! GAY!
Living proof that if you combine religion and something religious people oppose you can make truckloads of money. Exodus, rum running during prohibition….I have a list but I won’t bore you.
Jazz hands for Jesus
LAWD’AMERCY! These are the queeniest queens I ever did see, which kind of explains their motivation. it must’ve been incredibly unbelievably difficult being so obviously x1000,000 gay and conflicted about it and having no place to hide least of all from themselves.
Maybe they would not have felt that same intense need to derail their lives had they been more heteronormative, but I don’t know. And I don’t want to open THAT can of worms here, noooo!
I’m surprised by feeling quite a bit of sympathy for them; still, it’s outweighed by the sheer fuckin unadulterated lulz of these crazy-ass-former-ass-fuckin-fuckers. It’s a beautiful thing!
Weirdly, in some fucked up sense they’re VERY comfortable with being culturely queer, minus the sweaty moany part. So much so that it seems disingenuous, nay, fraudulent to call themselves ex-gay rather than what they actually are which is Conspicuously Gay Celibate Gay’s For Jesus. I’m taking the celibate part on trust here.
And here Jesus is some kind of monster if the price of his love is to demand such a sacrifice from the ones he so “Inflicted”.
Ah, but it’s still funny. And sad. But mostly funny.
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: Fosse-ness!
I feel like Marlon brando now!
I bet the “Exodus” dykes are really scarey!!!
Wow, when he got to that line about “the kiss of Christ,” I half expected him to lick his lips lasciviously.
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID:
Well, unlike masculine gay men who just do the down low-thing thing and can easily pass they have no where to fit in and if they do try marriage or something no one will believe them. People see them like a gay 3 alarm fire. Hence the ex gay thing.
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