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WATCH: Face Facts (And Getting Shot Down) With The Gay-Bar Rejection Tutorial

Actor/director Robbie Banfitch originally posted this gay-bar rejection tutorial for Valentine’s Day but its bleak aphorisms are applicable 365 days a year.

For example:

*”We all know the key to love is the perfect outfit—take another drink.”

*”Nothing says I’m single and ready to mingle like showing up… alone”

*”The more you drink the less you care that you’re being rejected.”

We’re actually in the process of stitching that last one on a pillow. Enjoy!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Feb 21, 2012
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  • 7 Comments
    • Pete n SFO
      Pete n SFO

      I’m afraid the actor/director badly needs an editor.

      Feb 21, 2012 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alvaro
      Alvaro

      Haha love his sense of humor!

      Feb 21, 2012 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B-Rock
      B-Rock

      Holy crap. That is hilarious.

      Feb 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • t money
      t money

      the editing is deliberate. didnt really laugh our loud to this. but its slightly entertaining.

      Feb 21, 2012 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ugggghhhhhh
      ugggghhhhhh

      if you aren’t smart, witty or funny…take off your shirt!!! gays don’t really value being smart, witty or funny, so if all else fails, and you don’t really have anything substantive to say, just get naked, you might get a starring role on Gay, Inc.

      Feb 22, 2012 at 12:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fidelio
      Fidelio

      Love this guy! Adorable, yet self-deprecating. Hot Craig’s List stats, btw. Latin mix. Huh, who knew :)

      Feb 23, 2012 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Q
      Q

      The cat stole the show.

      Feb 23, 2012 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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