WATCH: Get Sweaty With 2(X)ist’s New Workout Line

We are totally disgusted with 2(x)ist‘s new ad campaign for their workout line, Sport. Not by the model, Brazilian stunner André Ziehe—he’s totally slurp. And not by the clothes—they look cool. But in the video above, Ziehe’s workout is interrupted by a series of phone messages by horny, desperate…women!

Obviously 2(x)ist knows who its target audience is, so why are they torturing us with this hetero facade? Do any Queerty readers know how we can lower the bass on the audio so the phone messages sound like they’re from guys? Let us know how we can do this in the comments—please!