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WATCH: Helpful Robot Warns Masturbators About Approaching Intruders

Many of you went home to celebrate Thanksgiving, but being surrounded by family can make it difficult to “rub one out” in private. Luckily, there’s now a Roomba-type robot that patrols the area outside of bedrooms and alerts masturbators of anyone approaching. If only we had this during high school, we could have avoided scenarios like the one below.

Via The Sword

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Nov 25, 2011
Tagged: Comedy, masturbation, onion news network

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No. 1 · btseven
Just the thing you need for your adolescent son…..LOL!

Nov 25, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · dvlaries · Member · 1048 comments
:) Good show.

Nov 25, 2011 at 6:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · MikeE
ummm, this is from The Onion.. it’s a JOKE, guys. It isn’t real.

Nov 25, 2011 at 9:09 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · kylew
@MikeE: lol Mike – that has to be the most redundant comment ever. If the final section where the robot fires steel quills into dad’s legs didn’t give it away, your comment is probably not gonna get through either! :-)

Nov 25, 2011 at 10:11 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · CBRad
@kylew: It’s not really a necessarily redundant comment, though, dude! Look how many posters on Queerty actually think the A-List show is real and not scripted.

Nov 25, 2011 at 10:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · G.I. Joe
The “caught in the act” video is deeply, deeply disturbing. And deeply, deeply hilarious.

Nov 26, 2011 at 5:54 am · @Reply · Flag