Many of you went home to celebrate Thanksgiving, but being surrounded by family can make it difficult to “rub one out” in private. Luckily, there’s now a Roomba-type robot that patrols the area outside of bedrooms and alerts masturbators of anyone approaching. If only we had this during high school, we could have avoided scenarios like the one below.
Via The Sword
btseven
Just the thing you need for your adolescent son…..LOL!
dvlaries
đ Good show.
MikeE
ummm, this is from The Onion.. it’s a JOKE, guys. It isn’t real.
kylew
@MikeE: lol Mike – that has to be the most redundant comment ever. If the final section where the robot fires steel quills into dad’s legs didn’t give it away, your comment is probably not gonna get through either! đ
CBRad
@kylew: It’s not really a necessarily redundant comment, though, dude! Look how many posters on Queerty actually think the A-List show is real and not scripted.
G.I. Joe
The “caught in the act” video is deeply, deeply disturbing. And deeply, deeply hilarious.