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WATCH: Homophobic Jesus Is Back… With A Vlog!

Our favorite anti-gay savior, Homophobic Jesus, is back with a new video. When he’s not trying to shush the starving orphans and crippled widows wasting his time with their prayers, HJ tries to tackle the real problems in the world—like gay marriage!

In this clip, HJ pokes fun at Catholic priests, his slutty sister and the GOP debates—and doles out some divine retribution on a viewer who suggests the Son of God has packed on a few pounds.

Source: HomophobicJesus.com

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Oct 30, 2011
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  • 9 Comments
    • No. 1 · iDavid

      Lame.

      Oct 30, 2011 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · Rixky

      Jesus I’m glad “your back”. You are hilarious!

      Oct 30, 2011 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · WillBFair

      Funny content. Bad, over acting.

      Oct 30, 2011 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · GR8AUNTBRITTY

      Anton was right. Incompetence. Nailed to a plank.

      Oct 30, 2011 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · MoJo

      Super Lame!

      Oct 31, 2011 at 12:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · shannon

      JESUS ( REAL NAME YESHUA….AN ETHIOPIC NAME…HE WAS ETHIOPIAN)……GOOGLE IT….WAS NOT WHITE….BUT FUNNY POST

      Oct 31, 2011 at 12:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 7 · wingatec

      LOL!! Jesus I hate to break this to you but I think your sister has a cock too.

      Oct 31, 2011 at 7:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 8 · Slojo Coma

      This is ridiculous! dur!

      Oct 31, 2011 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 9 · trent

      I thought it was pretty funny!

      Oct 31, 2011 at 9:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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