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WATCH: Homophobic Pastor Palms Fruit To Explain Gay Sex

Uganda come on down!

The African nation has narrowed out Russia as the douchiest nation of the year thanks to the imprisonment of a producer for staging the first gay-themed play there, printing front-page photos of alleged gay sex between two men and of course the resurgence and subsequent backlash of its “Kill the Gays” bill.

But adding the whipped cream to the top of Uganda’s homophobic sundae is this idiot, Reverend Martin Ssempa.

Ssempa, well-known for his anti-gay lectures, appeared on the talk show Morning Breeze, Pink News reports, where he let out some hot air of his own.

“Debating” — in the Fox News definition of the word (read: yelling over everyone) — with trans activist Pepe Onziema, Ssempa explained that gay sex is wrong because the “anus is for exit only.”

And that’s when the banana comes out.

Sadly, the banana was not outfitted with a condom so god knows what diseases it got from Ssempa’s clenched fist. The pastor continued with his diatribe, claiming lesbians use carrots, bananas, cucumbers and “other metalized ones” to put “inside themselves…because they are not normal.”

Onziema, for his part, kept his cool, saying, “My family loves me as I am,” before exclaiming to the host, “I cannot believe you would put me on this show with a hooligan!”

Clearly, he’s never met Bill O’Reilly.

But it’s people like Pepe Onziema and Kasha Jacqueline Nabagesera, who helped stage Uganda’s first gay pride parade this year, that are leading the country away from these dangerous and outmoded views on homosexuality.

We just hope someone washed that banana before eating it. Eww.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Dec 20, 2012
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  • 5 Comments
    • Charles175
      Charles175

      My saying is this, “The only UN-winnable argument is an argument with a moron.”

      Dec 20, 2012 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mjl-428
      Mjl-428

      @Charles175: AMEN

      Dec 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles
      Charles

      If anybody’s watch documentary and news article on this guy, then you would remember the phrase “They Eat the poopoo!” ^_^

      Dec 20, 2012 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queertypie
      queertypie

      What a strong and wonderful woman to sit across from this blubbering, ignorant, hooligan and try to get her message across. I couldn’t imagine what it’s like in Africa to be LGBTQ. It seems just awful.

      Dec 21, 2012 at 3:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @queertypie:
      I just wanted someone to muzzle that rabid annoying thug on the right. They were ganging up on her. Strong women to deal with that.

      Dec 23, 2012 at 12:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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