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WATCH: Jake Gyllenhaal Hangs Out With Sweaty Hot Guys in the Desert

Who cares about Jake Gyllenhaal’s acting abilities? Prince of Persia producer Jerry Bruckheimer mentions Jake’s good looks before anything else he brings to the table. Because Jerry Bruckheimer is an honest man.

By:           editor editor
On:           May 11, 2009
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  • 15 Comments
    • No. 1 · John

      I love you Jake! please leave that blonde girl so that our love, which is HUGE in MY fantasy of how this should all go down, can flourish and we can move into a house that you buy with your acting money and maybe get a dog? we don’t have to have a dog but I really WOULD like to have a cleaning lady please.

      May 11, 2009 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · Al

      Damn he is RIPPED! He didn’t use to be so buff…

      May 11, 2009 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · Big Boy

      Sorry John,

      Jake can’t dump that blonde beard (yet).

      Hollywood still prefers gay acors to be “straight”.

      May 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · alan brickman

      more gay films jake!!

      May 11, 2009 at 7:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · TANK

      I don’t get the queer obsession with jake gyllenhaal. He’s so not hot…very average, actually. And his sister is so much more talented than he is…

      Jerry Bruckheimer’s scum.

      May 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · jake

      is it only me, but does anyone else find it hard to take him seriously? he still hasnt’ registered in my mind for a moment. he’s not dumb or anything, he’s just so, you know “Next!”

      May 11, 2009 at 8:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 7 · TANK

      @jake:

      Much better stated.

      May 11, 2009 at 8:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 8 · Bitch, please!

      What is this obsession that wants to make assumptions about the sexuality of actors we find hot? Do we have any proof that he is gay? Are there pics, videos (other than ACTING in Brokeback)? Why do we have to take, what is essentially a fantasy, and try to make it real by insisting on it? And just to indulge you for a second, “What if he was? Would any of you have a chance in hell to be his cum rag, let alone his cocksucker?

      May 11, 2009 at 10:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 9 · mickey's mouse

      @Bitch, please!: A lot of gay guys never get over their “I’m a teenage girl, let me fantasize about these guys I will never meet, let alone see in person” phase. While I will admit, he is attractive, he’s not obsession worthy…

      May 11, 2009 at 11:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 10 · Maharajah

      As a matter of fact, I do not think that he would have been the best actor to for the role. While undeniably attractive, and a brilliant actor – I do not think that he has the necessary skills (in his repertoire) to preform to the needs of the character. I think that many fans will be upset by his portrayal (as is to be expected when you take any animated icon and try to bring them to the big screen), but I do sincerely wish him the best of luck with the role.

      May 12, 2009 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 11 · rapport

      Jake Gyllenhaal is hot, talented, and bold (he acted in Brokeback for God’s sake, the other guy that did that just od’d on pills). We would be lucky if he was gay. Also, Donnie Darko is an awesome move. (I do think he’s bi though).

      May 12, 2009 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 12 · Rock

      “Do we have any proof that he is gay?”

      Yes.

      Jake is gay as a goose and there is only his bearding wrong about it.

      May 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 13 · Bitch, please!

      @Rock: Now there is the undeniable proof! Where and what is this proof that you have, may we ask? And what does “…and there is only his bearding wrong about it.” even mean?

      May 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 14 · TANK

      @Maharajah:

      Heaven forbid they cast an Iranian actor for the role, huh…that’d be, whoah!

      May 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 15 · dgz

      @Bitch, please!:

      he’s probably refering to that lame “toothy tile” blind-item at E!’s gossip site.

      i wish i were highly paid to make up stuff about non-existent, code-named people…

      May 13, 2009 at 4:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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