WATCH: Jamie Kilstein’s Superb Argument For Gay Adoption Involves Ted Haggard

Jamie Kilstein isn’t at all convinced that gay adoption should be illegal. Why? Because of Ted Haggard. While we won’t divulge how Haggard hilariously fits into Kilstein’s reasoning, we will entice you into watching with this small thought-nugget from Kilstein’s wildly irreverent rant: “If you really think that a child should only be raised by a married couple, then I have an idea: let the gays marry, asshole. These are poeple who will raise a child for a better reason than ‘The condom broke.’”