WATCH: Joan Crawford Rises From The Dead To Bitchslap Rick Santorum
To quote Vera Donovan in Steven King’s Dolores Clairborne, “sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.”
Golden Age screen legend Joan Crawford was definitely a rhymes-with-witch in her lifetime, but we’re happy to see she’s using her nastiness for good in the afterlife. Here she materializes into a Fox News clip to give Rick Santorum a good thrashing for defending Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and saying gays can go straight if they really want to.
The clip comes courtesy of Gay Carrington, which sounds like the name of Blake’s other illegitimate sister on Dynasty.
Enjoy!
When is this ass going to just crawl in a hole and die? Maybe a bunch of gays can pee on him?
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I feel sorry for so called Ex-Gays. Sexuality is an ingrained part of a person’s being. And no matter how many times these organisations say that being gay is a choice, it will never be. And these poor people are abused and pressured by the people around them, including their parents into these hellish institutes to try and alter an integral part of their mind. They’re told that they’re abnormal, sick and all manner of other travesties.
Every reputable scientific/medical institution has said that Ex-Gay ‘treatments’ are damaging and, get this, DON’T WORK! Shock and Horror! And the bitch of the matter is that it makes no difference to your life and even more importantly, doesn’t affect people like Santa (Santorum. I call him that because I find it funny). Thankfully, screwed up ideas like this are going down, but seeing as though places like the Middle-East and Africa, two gigantic places, continue to make life a living hell for gays, we have a crapload left to do.
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this guy is a fuckwit! once gay always gay, no such thing as an ex-gay. more shit comes out of this guys mouth then comes out of his arse!
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Santorum’s opinion is as unfortunate and bob and kylew’s uncivil tone.
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Lmao, you can’t choose your sexuality, you are who you are and do not let other idiots try to change you or make you think that is something wrong with you. Just like Santorum, you can’t change him, he will always be homophobic lunatic who does not know shit.
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@Cinesnatch: I believe in civility more than most, but sometimes when you are scraping something off your shoe, you just have to stand up and speak it how it is.
This man is very actively working to create the environment that is causing youngsters to commit suicide, and for what? To make the world a better place? To protect the sanctity of marriage so that only one man and one woman can form a lifelong bond of honour and love? No, because he is an ignorant fool who wants to shape the world to match his ill-informed Catholic beliefs.
His opinion is not “unfortunate”. Unfortunate is when your hat blows off on a windy day. This man is wilful and hateful. Santorum IS a cunt and it would literally do the planet a favour if he was hit by a truck.
So if you want to mince around making shock-horror faces at the language of his victims, whilst virtually ignoring the holocaust that this man is trying to perpetuate, then I honestly think that you need to take a looong hard look at your priorities.
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what about michael jackson? he stopped being black
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@Bob
I like that. I also like replacing “in a” with “up his”.
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I was gay long before there was any behavior going on in my life. I was gay when I was wishing for behavior, but there was none to be found, and I’m sure I’ll still be gay when I am incapable of behavior. I’m sure glad that more and more people are beginning to realize the reality of orientation. It’s just too bad that so many do not that lunatics, like this asshole, can make it to the competition for the highest office in the country, let alone on a soap box during a carnival.
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ATTENTION RICK SANTORUM:
God has heard your prayers and it has creeped Him out BIGTIME. Expect you’ll be getting that “pink slip” soon.
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Loved Joan slapping him. Someone needs to pie his face. Whatever happened to the biotic pie brigade years ago? They pied many famous people. Anita Bryant was one of them!
I loathe Rick Insanitorium as I call him. He has no evidence about being gay. He knows nothing about gays,bis,trans people. He gets his information from groups like American Family Association,Eagle Forum (phyllis schlafly)Concerned Women of America (Beverly La Haye)Focus on the Family (James Dobson and wife Shirley)and all these conservative groups (Gary Bauer,Lou Sheldon,WBC of Topeka Kansas.
I seriously doubt Mr Insanitorium will be the Great White Father of this Nation. Obama is the Great Black Father as of now. (I am using Native American terminology for “The President”) Who will be able to lead this Nation? Right now it’s as though Corporations,the Wealthy,US Federal Reserve,The World Bank, The Rothschilds,The Bilderberger groups,China have been controlling this Nation. We need to go back to basics when there was more citizen input rather than Oligarchy. What has this country come to?
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It gave me my daily laugh just when the connotations of “Santorum” were beginning to ebb for me