If you like hairless, muscular men doing a little dick slang, gay pimp daddy Johnny McGovern’s new music video “Dickmatized” is for you. But If you like actual good dance music and gay videos with more than just swinging, floppy dongs, this video is not for you.
We actually preferred McGovern’s love song to Rose from Golden Girls. But at least “Dickamtized features Drew “Chloe” Droege playing an insane Freudian psychoanalyst—at the end where Droege reveals the sad truth about dicktamization.
LukeJoe
He got fat!
Alex
Sometimes you’re too snarky and just come across as a bitter old queen. This is great! I like the fuzzy bassline and 8 bit synth flourishes. And it’s funny too, but that’s just Jonny. I still think his best song is “Somethin’ for the Fellas.”
Stephen
Love it! Fun song! Fun and HOT video!!!
james
hmmmm not even the half naked men save this video.
knowbetter
LOL.. probably one of the worst songs ever! Video is just “eh” worth one watch but make sure your computer is on mute.
bagooka
Crotch rubbing is enough value.
Ryan
Someone should write a headline “Daniel Villarreal posts include terrible headlines, bromides, bad content – nothing of value.” Then we might be going somewhere.
Gauthier
I think he looks waayyy hotter with the extra meat and the beard.
Aiden
Yawn.
shannon
I LOVE HOW GAY WHITE MEN “STEAL” COOL…SLANG” FROM BLACK/HISPANIC/LATIN YOUTH…AND USE IT IT IN THE MOST BIZARRE WAYS THINKING IT MAKES THEM LOOK COOL!….LOL
hellodolly
@Shannon: White gay men are pathetic. The only thing worse than them are the no good blacks/hispanics/asians that chase after them. It’s the circle of gay life.
Henry
@shannon: I’m pretty sure only white Jewish gay men do that. I knew a white gay Jew like that. He was a pretty big twat.
DW
Not very funny. And what is that fart sound in the background about?