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WATCH: Johnny McGovern’s “Dickmatized” Features Crotch Rubbing, Little Else Of Value

If you like hairless, muscular men doing a little dick slang, gay pimp daddy Johnny McGovern’s new music video “Dickmatized” is for you. But If you like actual good dance music and gay videos with more than just swinging, floppy dongs, this video is not for you.

We actually preferred McGovern’s love song to Rose from Golden Girls. But at least “Dickamtized features Drew “Chloe” Droege playing an insane Freudian psychoanalyst—at the end where Droege reveals the sad truth about dicktamization.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Dec 12, 2011
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  • 13 Comments
    • LukeJoe
      LukeJoe

      He got fat!

      Dec 12, 2011 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      Sometimes you’re too snarky and just come across as a bitter old queen. This is great! I like the fuzzy bassline and 8 bit synth flourishes. And it’s funny too, but that’s just Jonny. I still think his best song is “Somethin’ for the Fellas.”

      Dec 12, 2011 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephen
      Stephen

      Love it! Fun song! Fun and HOT video!!!

      Dec 12, 2011 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james
      james

      hmmmm not even the half naked men save this video.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • knowbetter
      knowbetter

      LOL.. probably one of the worst songs ever! Video is just “eh” worth one watch but make sure your computer is on mute.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bagooka
      bagooka

      Crotch rubbing is enough value.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      Someone should write a headline “Daniel Villarreal posts include terrible headlines, bromides, bad content – nothing of value.” Then we might be going somewhere.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gauthier
      Gauthier

      I think he looks waayyy hotter with the extra meat and the beard.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aiden
      Aiden

      Yawn.

      Dec 12, 2011 at 7:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      I LOVE HOW GAY WHITE MEN “STEAL” COOL…SLANG” FROM BLACK/HISPANIC/LATIN YOUTH…AND USE IT IT IN THE MOST BIZARRE WAYS THINKING IT MAKES THEM LOOK COOL!….LOL

      Dec 13, 2011 at 1:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hellodolly
      hellodolly

      @Shannon: White gay men are pathetic. The only thing worse than them are the no good blacks/hispanics/asians that chase after them. It’s the circle of gay life.

      Dec 13, 2011 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry
      Henry

      @shannon: I’m pretty sure only white Jewish gay men do that. I knew a white gay Jew like that. He was a pretty big twat.

      Dec 13, 2011 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DW
      DW

      Not very funny. And what is that fart sound in the background about?

      Dec 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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