Noting that Democrats are “rushing to support gay marriage with the breakneck speed of passengers disembarking a shit-encrusted cruise ship,” Jon Stewart and The Daily Show explain Darwin’s long-lost chart on the evolution of gay marriage acceptance:
But since it’s impossible for Republicans to accept gay marriage and evolution, it might take something along the lines of a “catastrophic brain injury.”
Well, can’t argue with that science.
2eo
It’s a shame our common ancestors are still a long way ahead of the GOP and religious right in the evolutionary stakes.
tdx3fan
Bravo to Portman for accepting his gay son and coming out in favor of gay marriage. Now, if one of his children would come out as a decent human being maybe he could embrace being a decent human being and come out in favor of that as well.