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WATCH: Justin Bieber Gets Spanked With A Belt, Zach Galifianakis Officially Best Person Ever

We’ve all grown a bit weary of Justin Bieber’s inappropriately shirtless in public, ass on Instagram, “we get it, you’re a stoner” behavior over the lat few months and luckily Zach Galifianakis takes the Bieber to task in this hilarious episode of his Funny or Die series, Between Two Ferns.

Before the shtick and the leather starts flying, Galifianakis expresses how excited he is to talk to the pop tart “right in the middle of your public meltdown.” The hirsute host then goes in on the teenaged twink for trying to recruit Anne Frank to his army of Beliebers, peeing in a bucket and generally being the most famous trashbag since Hefty.

Then shit gets real-ish. “I don’t think your mom would really mind if a stranger whipped her son,” Galifianakis says while taking off his belt. Since his bodyguards didn’t rush the stage and immediately subdue Galifianakis, and Bieber didn’t start tearing up like a stunt queen facing jail time, it’s safe to assume no international superstars were harmed in the making of this clip.

Zach’s got a point, though. Bieber’s mom probably wouldn’t mind if a stranger whipped her son (especially if she was still cashing them checks). “You’re not a child, and that’s the point,” the comedian jests. “So I can hit a grown man with a belt.” Yes, he can, and there are special places for that. Justin’s just not old enough to get into them yet.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Sep 26, 2013
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  • 13 Comments
    • dewin
      dewin

      How do you spell strange?

      Sep 26, 2013 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      He deserves a spanking for inking his entire arm. If that’s not a cry for help I don’t know what is.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dannyboi2
      dannyboi2

      I do want to find humor in this, but it’s just stupid. And Justin did just fine batting those beautiful eyes, It’s Zach with the whole premises, it just didn’t go anywhere.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mpwaite
      mpwaite

      LOL> It almost looks real.. Justin Bieber (Beevers) did a great job at looking surprised; However, Zack should have ended the mock interview after the spanking.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      Let’s see… his manager sets up an appearance for a website FUNNY OR DIE and Justin clearly doesn’t get the joke. Even Zach doesn’t seem to understand what he’s supposed to do. Sad.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CarrollAP
      CarrollAP

      As he physically matures, his body is changing from a boy to a young man, but emotionally he is still about 5.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Garavani
      Greg Garavani

      One of the most boring Funny or Dies I’ve seen, I was kind of hoping JB was going to pull down his pants in this clip but I guess not, still love him though.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      Should have pulled down his pants. Beebs probably would have been into it.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      Making the Beiber cry with a leather belt would be worth millions, if it were real.

      Sep 26, 2013 at 7:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaletownman
      yaletownman

      Hitting young lesbians is just wrong. We are supposed to laugh at this?

      Sep 26, 2013 at 10:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      I wouldn’t mind taking a belt to JB’s ass… and whatever it leads to… :)

      Sep 26, 2013 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny
      Teleny

      Bieber is very woman ish beautiful. It looks just silly when he tries to dress like a thug with the face of a female model. :)

      Sep 27, 2013 at 12:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @yaoming: My pants suddenly feel tighter

      Oct 1, 2013 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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