Our favorite stiletto-loving boy band
One Direction Kazaky is back with the TSA-baiting video for “Touch Me,” in which the Ukrainian twinks scandalize an airport after getting frisked by a frisky security agent.
An unchecked cat-o-nine-tails lands one of the Kazakies in hot water, which only gets hotter when he starts stripteasing the authorities.
This lady’s not having it:
But this lady is:
Then to prove he’s not some sexy terrorist, homeboy wraps himself in the American flag:
He looks shifty…it’s probably best to give him another once over: