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WATCH: Kazaky Heel Up And Get Felt Up In “Touch Me”

Our favorite stiletto-loving boy band One Direction Kazaky is back with the TSA-baiting video for “Touch Me,” in which¬† the Ukrainian twinks scandalize an airport after getting frisked by a frisky security agent.

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An unchecked cat-o-nine-tails lands one of the Kazakies in hot water, which only gets hotter when he starts stripteasing the authorities.

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This lady’s not having it:

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But this lady is:

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Then to prove he’s not some sexy terrorist, homeboy wraps himself in the American flag:

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He looks shifty…it’s probably best to give him another once over:

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By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Jul 5, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      I must simply be too old. I don’t get it. at all.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DistingueTraces
      DistingueTraces

      @MikeE:

      Given that this (like everything from eastern Europe for some reason) gives off a stuck-in-the-eighties vibe, it seems more likely to me that you’re too young for it rather than the reverse.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @DistingueTraces: I’m 50+… and the whole high heels thing leaves me perplexed. I’ve never understood the gender-fu** thing.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      Cute video. Not into guys wearing heels but wouldnt throw any of these guys away for doing do.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      So

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      krasavchiki!
      video prosto prelest’!

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HeroQueero
      HeroQueero

      Too old to get androgyny? Really? So, none of you remember Rod Stewart prancing around in fishnets and heels on stage or David Bowie with big hair, mascara, and eyeliner? How about the 80s glam rockers like Poison who looked like full-fledged drag queens? Or even the London Mods of the 60s with complete outfits, jewelry, and platform shoes? Bending genders has always been popular with musicians and performers and I, for one, am glad that they do so with such vigor and fabulousness! Viva la Glam!

      Jul 5, 2013 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      I love it.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      Actually, listened to this again, and I thought I loved Crazy Law, but this is better. One of their best so far.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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