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WATCH: Kmart Drops Trou And Jingles Some Balls This Holiday Season

Kmart and Joe Boxer found some dashing men, presumably through the snow, for this cheeky ode to a holiday classic, “Jingle Bells,” as played by the swaying junk of Santa’s hottest helpers.

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That’s right…jingle it all the way, fellas.

 

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Nov 18, 2013
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  • 8 Comments
    • Jonty Coppersmith
      Jonty Coppersmith

      Now that’s my kind of bell choir!

      Nov 18, 2013 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red_Dragon_888
      Red_Dragon_888

      lol I see lust in that tongue of Joe Boxers.

      Nov 18, 2013 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      This is charming, witty, original and clever. I feel quite festive after watching it.

      Nov 18, 2013 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      “One horse” has hot legs.

      Nov 18, 2013 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andy_d
      andy_d

      Just so long as you don’t do your shopping on Thanksgiving. Send a message to retailers. DO NOT FORCE EMPLOYEES TO GIVE UP TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS.

      Nov 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dominickj
      Dominickj

      This is really clever especially for Kmart. I suspect this will get them a lot of GAY customers this year…AND hopefully the stupid Religious Right just might boycott them AND KEEP their Salvation Army GOONS away from their front door.. YIPEE!!!!

      Nov 18, 2013 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheNewEnergyDude
      TheNewEnergyDude

      Fun and clever commercial. Shame that some people are getting so upset about it. I mean, WTF?? It’s light hearted and *funny*…there’s so much more in the world to be worried about.

      I hope the “controversy” brings Kmart tons of business and it shuts the silly prudes up.

      Nov 18, 2013 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • middleagespread
      middleagespread

      1,2,4,&6 have great thighs. Yum!!

      Nov 19, 2013 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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