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WATCH: Learn “How To Pick Up Guys” From Professional Homosexuals

Now that he’s determined just what a gay guy looks like, too-cute vlogger MarkE Miller is back with his boyfriend Ethan Hethcote to dish some tips on how to pick up guys.

Listen up, everyone! Apparently hot spots for gay man snagging are the gym, the coffee shop, and “a bar, or something.” Additionally, showing midriff and making sure your target is actually gay helps as well.

Once you’ve snagged a date, make sure to avoid any awkward gay kisses, as outlined in the couple’s last video:

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jan 15, 2014
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  • 15 Comments
    • Justen
      Justen

      Step 1: Be attractive.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GingerBrandon
      GingerBrandon

      @Justen: That certainly helps. In their case, they were actually proactive with how they met each other and just started messaging, etc. so I don’t know if they’re the best at picking up guys ‘IRL’.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      Easiest/best way to pick up a guy? Be hot, good looking like them. What a couple of dimwitted guys.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tyler100
      Tyler100

      @sportyguy1983:

      These two literally film everything they do together. And their “do I look gay” series of videos demonstrate a preoccupation with perceived masculinity and passing. They’re obviously just really young and naive, and perhaps a little self-absorbed. But maybe they’ll grow out of it.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damnskippy
      damnskippy

      Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t a “professional homosexual” a prostitute?

      Jan 15, 2014 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      perhaps a little self absorbed? having a youtube page for people to follow you means you are completely self absorbed.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Wow, Davey Wavey must have seriously pissed someone off at Queerty, I thought he had exclusive rights that his only his videos would be posted on such mindless topics.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WayDifferent
      WayDifferent

      Was this filmed in 1988? Even my poor gay ass gathered some cash to update my décor.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J with da tea
      J with da tea

      They are adorable. Young and naïve? Sure ha but adorable nonetheless.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      These guys don’t happen to be my glass of tea, though they’re certainly good looking and pleasant, but I get a great deal of free entertainment out of many of the attractive, funny and almost always half-naked young men who post similar videos on YouTube. A lot of them also make a very decent living doing it. You get to choose which ones you want to follow and which you want to ignore, so there’s no reason to put any of them down as self-absorbed. They’re like street musicians; you can stop and listen or walk on by.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 6:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos
      Ridpathos

      This was not helpful at all.

      Jan 15, 2014 at 10:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damon459
      damon459

      Really what crap! This site use to have something that resembled news not it’s just snarky bullshit. If I wanted snarky bullshit stories like this I could go to perezhilton.com

      Jan 16, 2014 at 3:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • disneyvillain
      disneyvillain

      Definitely lost some braincells watching this. On the upside they are two very attractive doorknobs.

      Jan 16, 2014 at 4:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mpwaite
      mpwaite

      OMG.. WHAT IDIOTS!! and I have a question… Who is the Hell started using the word “LIKE” after every other word???!! Straight or gay.. IT’S ANNOYING AS HELL!!

      OH and boys… REALLY??!! No one is interested in your pick up banter…… murphina’s Gay Law: “If you’re pretty; you’re getting laid”

      Jan 16, 2014 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JDean
      JDean

      midless shit, for mindless queens

      Also, what’s a professional homosexual? Aren’t they called escorts?

      Jan 20, 2014 at 10:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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