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WATCH: Louis C.K. Wishes He Was Gay, Except For The Sex Part

During Louis C.K.’s recent recent visit to the The Tonight Show he chatted with Jay about the limitations of being a heterosexual man. It quickly devolves into the two of them reading each other like a couple of contestants on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Or at least, its heterosexual equivalent.

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By: C. Edwards
On: Jun 29, 2012
Tagged: Jay Leno, louis c.k., RuPaul's Drag Race, the tonight show

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No. 1 · alanocu
Uh yeah. He’s ugly, fat and bald. I wouldn’t go near him with my ten foot pole.

Jun 29, 2012 at 10:43 am · @Reply ·
No. 2 · s.b.
He should be a comedian

Jun 29, 2012 at 10:56 am · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Zweegas
Um, but the sex is the best part.

Jun 29, 2012 at 11:13 am · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Allen D.
@alanocu: There’s nothing sadder than people who immediately go to someone’s appearance in an attempt to cut them down. They’re usually pretty ugly themselves. Just saying.

This wasn’t his finest hour, but his standup specials are hilarious! Love the CK.

Jun 29, 2012 at 11:17 am · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Making up stuff is fun!
@alanocu: Yeah. He’s also an immensely talented comedian, writer, and director. What the hell are you? Some dime-a-dozen bitchy queen?

Jun 29, 2012 at 12:19 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · Coffee&Chicory
Loooooove him

Jun 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · RomanHans
I’m actually pretty offended by Jay Leno’s little addition. First he says straight guys have to wear primary colors. Then he says straight guys can’t wear taupe. Yeah, like all us gay men are looking for obscure shades for our clothes. We’re way too fastidious and fashionable to wear ordinary colors.

Fuck him. The only taupe clothes in my closet started out white.

Jun 29, 2012 at 12:47 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Owen
“I can’t throw the word “wonderful” around.” LOL

Jun 29, 2012 at 1:50 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · The Real Mike in Asheville
@alanocu: I’d take him any day over someone so ugly on the inside like you with black and viel blood!

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Love what Louis said about “well, everything but the sex part”! I feel that way about women too!

Jun 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · 1equalityUSA
This clip was funny, but keep in mind this is the most T.V. I’ve watched in months. I thought Jay’s come-backs were good “Full head of hair, not ashamed of his chin.” I never heard of this comedian, but seemed very likable and smart. Thanks for the clip.

Jun 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · SFMatt
Louis CK is a media whore and not even funny. He’s straight so why is this LGBT news?

Jun 29, 2012 at 7:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Paul
@alanocu: Yeah…you’re an ugly on the inside asshole. Louis CK rocks. @ SFMatt – don’t know if it’s totally LGBT news, but Louis CK is also a straight ally, so perhaps that’s why. He’s a hilarious comedian.

Jun 29, 2012 at 8:26 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Unfunny
Looks like Louis’ fanboys are all coming here to defend the unfunny idiot.

Jun 30, 2012 at 1:54 am · @Reply ·
No. 14 · hrko
Louis C.K. is funny and also a great ally. There’s a gay character on his show who is a completely average, well-adjusted guy. Those are the kind of representations we need in the media. Louis also makes a lot of jokes against homophobes. Love you Louis!

Jun 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · Unlikely
We could all just go suck a bag of dicks!

Jun 30, 2012 at 12:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 16 · Dirty Ole Man
@The Real Mike in Asheville: +1

Jun 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · Chris
@RomanHans: I think it was more of a rif on straight guys not using the word “taupe” , not the actual color itself. Example, to straight guys all blues from sky to navy, are simply “blue”

Jun 30, 2012 at 9:08 pm · @Reply ·
No. 18 · MoJo
“Hedro-sexual”? Whatever!

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Jul 1, 2012 at 3:43 am · @Reply ·
No. 19 · Allen D.
Here’s a photo featuring one of his pro-gay marriage rants.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/548543_409347682445550_1195977490_n.jpg

Jul 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm · @Reply ·