Straight white women have officially discovered male strippers thanks to the Magic Mike franchise, so get ready to have male strippers pounded into your face and shoved down your throat for the next two years.
On second thought…it doesn’t sound that bad.
E! has released the first official trailers for Men of the Strip, a new reality show about the male dancers working at a Vegas strip club. This show was obviously created by an office full of horny women salivating on the boardroom table, so it obviously will include scenes where men have their penises measured and are instructed to “hump the woman, up then in.” (Don’t just “go in,” FYI.)
Check out the clips below, and try not to laugh when Sir Bro with the 17-inch bicep squeals that he’s “never had my dick measured.” Lulz all around.