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Watch Male Strippers Have Their Penises Measured, Learn To Hump Chairs

male-strippers-dick-measuredStraight white women have officially discovered male strippers thanks to the Magic Mike franchise, so get ready to have male strippers pounded into your face and shoved down your throat for the next two years.

On second thought…it doesn’t sound that bad.

E! has released the first official trailers for Men of the Strip, a new reality show about the male dancers working at a Vegas strip club. This show was obviously created by an office full of horny women salivating on the boardroom table, so it obviously will include scenes where men have their penises measured and are instructed to “hump the woman, up then in.” (Don’t just “go in,” FYI.)

Check out the clips below, and try not to laugh when Sir Bro with the 17-inch bicep squeals that he’s “never had my dick measured.” Lulz all around.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           May 31, 2014
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  • 23 Comments
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      Their parents must be so proud of them. It is every little boys dream to grow up to be a stripper. Such a respectable job.

      May 31, 2014 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      Those aren’t strippers they are go go dancers, and meh in any of the sh!t on E!

      May 31, 2014 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bsaucy00
      bsaucy00

      “Stripping is an art” Funny enough I was in The Louvre 2 week ago and some guy stripped and shoved his junk in my face.

      It was a good day!

      May 31, 2014 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mcflyer54
      mcflyer54

      @sportyguy1983: At least they’re working and it’s not McDonald’s or Wal-Mart. Maybe not your career choice but so what? Lots of people enjoy watching them and lots of guys enjoy the money and the workout it provides.

      May 31, 2014 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bambinoitaliano
      bambinoitaliano

      @sportyguy1983: I hope every little boys grow up don’t become so judgy like you and be respectful of everyone’s choices.

      May 31, 2014 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      Sorry, but I don’t have to respect everyone’s choices. I have to allow them to make their choices (even when they are ridiculous), but I don;t have to respect them. I am sure they are big boys and can handle being judged, otherwise they really shouldn’t be on a reality show for everyone to see them.

      May 31, 2014 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Large Marge
      Large Marge

      Awww, poor sportyguy is jealous.

      May 31, 2014 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      @Large Marge NAHHH!! lol

      May 31, 2014 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @sportyguy1983: I don’t think you respect ANY one. You are just a self righteous grinch.

      May 31, 2014 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      @sportyguy1983: Most of your posts are usually negative and full of hate. Not getting respect from you is a good thing.

      May 31, 2014 at 7:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      I respect plenty of people. Unfortunately queerty doesn’t post many articles about people who deserve my respect. If that makes me a grinch, oh well. that’s not my problem.

      May 31, 2014 at 7:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      sportyguy is not a nice guy. He is also not a good sport, despite his name.

      May 31, 2014 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      Anybody who thinks “Magic Mike” ushered in male strippers into the public lexicon wasn’t around for the cheesy late 70s and 80s when prime time TV dramas had crime hunks from “TJ Hooker” and “Simon and Simon” having to go undercover as male strippers to solve the rash of male stripper related homicides. It was all the rage for easy ratings.

      May 31, 2014 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Male Strippers, should be taught in every community Colleges in the USA.

      May 31, 2014 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tookietookie123
      Tookietookie123

      @sportyguy1983: Your comments are truly unnecessary, you just sound judgmental and annoying.

      May 31, 2014 at 9:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brendan
      Brendan

      Some people are clearly just bitter and lonely… Or maybe they just needs a good lay.

      Jun 1, 2014 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carey579
      carey579

      Yes they are Go-Go dancers and most of them are gay.

      Jun 1, 2014 at 11:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek Williams
      Derek Williams

      They all look wonderful.

      Jun 1, 2014 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sportyguy1983
      sportyguy1983

      @Tookietookie123 My comments are as necessary as yours so i will keep giving my opinions/comments as i see fit.

      Jun 1, 2014 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geeker
      Geeker

      So is body hair illegal on their planet?

      Jun 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Celtic
      Celtic

      @bsaucy00: Well, I hope it was a LOT of junk because I love lots of junk. It’s even better, skin on. :)

      Jun 2, 2014 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @bambinoitaliano: Gratsi! (sp)

      Aug 16, 2014 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @sportyguy1983: You really aren’t the brightest light bulb in the chandelier, are you? Fail! BIG fail!

      Aug 16, 2014 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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