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WATCH: Mario Lopez Does What He Does Best On Ellen. And It Ain’t Quote Shakespeare

 

Ellen’s hardly shy about being a lesbian on her popular daytime talk show—or mentioning her wife, Portia, or discussing LGBT issues for that matter. So its funny that getting hunky actors to take of their shirts (and sometimes pants) has become such a regular part of her show. Maybe she’s just having a laugh? Maybe she’s tossing her horny housewife audience a bone? Or maybe her producers are trying to disassociate her from lady-loving in the minds of viewers?

Whatever the case, we’re treated to scenes like the one above, where Mario Lopez shows off his new line of men’s underwear, Rated M.

We’ve yet to pick up a pair. Does anyone know if they’re any good? And more importantly, will they give us an ass like Lopez’s? If not that shit is just false advertising.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 25, 2012
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  • 34 Comments
    • Triple S
      Triple S

      Why is it that underwear advertisers need to put, like, FIVE pairs of socks down their crotch?

      Jan 25, 2012 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sa24rah
      sa24rah

      cool )

      Jan 25, 2012 at 8:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay
      JayKay

      Oh, if Jay Leno did this to Megan Fox…

      Jan 25, 2012 at 8:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jamba
      Jamba

      Mario, ye of no talent so pull down your pants….

      Jan 25, 2012 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kate Bushwhacked
      Kate Bushwhacked

      gross

      Jan 25, 2012 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff Lassiter
      Jeff Lassiter

      I’m embarrassed for both of them

      Jan 25, 2012 at 9:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dirty Ole Man
      Dirty Ole Man

      sorry always had the hots for that kid…socks or no socks He’s hot!

      Jan 25, 2012 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sean
      Sean

      He’s older and a terrible actor but he’s still sex on a stick and has the hottest ass!

      Jan 25, 2012 at 11:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kendoll
      kendoll

      yes dan, it will give you an ass just like Mario.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Triple S
      Triple S

      If I may ask, what is it about the arse that’s so attractive? I don’t know if it simply doesn’t interest me to look at one or if I’m not looking in the right place, but what is it exactly that you guys see in them that I don’t? I don’t want to miss out!

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tj
      tj

      There was definitely something in his pants but he is my celebrity crush so whatever

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh
      Josh

      Whatever Mario Lopez, the only reason anybody still cares who you are is because you have an insanely hot body and you know it…don’t act all coy and embarrassed.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 3:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bry4n
      bry4n

      ..sensing length /and/ girth here, boys.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 3:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh, ok.
      Oh, ok.

      Why are people riding him when he actually went through with it? Kellen Lutz who’s a far worse actor chickened out and did push ups instead. All she wanted off was his shirt.

      Mario went further than most.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TJ
      TJ

      Why is Ellen acting like she likes this?

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike UK
      Mike UK

      who is he and why was Ellen all over him like a cheap suit!

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FYI
      FYI

      @Triple S: Actually, a tight round ass is usually viewed as a sign of health and sexual vigor. Why else do you think women rave over men’s asses even though they hold no penetrative promises for them? For woman, and I suspect the same holds true for “bottoms” in the Gay male world, more muscular buns equates more thrusting power — rightly or wrongly. For “tops” among Gay males, I imagine a round butt just looks a lot better and probably doesn’t feel like poking a hole in a piece of paper like humping pancakes buns might feel.

      But I’m just going by what my friends tell me who are more into that sort of thing. But what do I know, I’m strictly a c*cksucker myself.

      ——————

      @Triple Swho wrote: “If I may ask, what is it about the arse that’s so attractive? I don’t know if it simply doesn’t interest me to look at one or if I’m not looking in the right place, but what is it exactly that you guys see in them that I don’t? I don’t want to miss out!”

      Jan 26, 2012 at 7:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Triple S
      Triple S

      @FYI: Right, thanks for the info; I’m still not sure; when I think of tight and round, I keep thinking about melons for some reason. So I’ll probably need to be shown one. Or, better yet, see one with my own eyes.
      But I can see where your friends are coming from with the thrusting power; it holds its shape without moving WITH the penis, if it did that, then nothin’ would happen!

      Now don’t think of me as some creepy guy, I’m only sixteen and haven’t had my first experience yet, so…I can’t actually believe I’m asking this, but what’s it like? Sex I mean (but that was pretty obvious). Please don’t get creeped out! I’m just a little curious as to what to expect.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 7:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike UK
      Mike UK

      @Triple S: you can’t beat a nice firm, round arse! well you needs something to stop you falling to the floor when sliding you hands down a guys back! : )

      as for the sex! it’s great, i first had sex when i was 14 with my best friends from school, we went at it like rampant rabbits! lol only do it when you’re ready to do it and don’t let anyone put pressure on you! tip: plenty of lube the first time you do it and don’t rush it!

      Jan 26, 2012 at 8:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • easylover33
      easylover33

      @Mike UK: lol thats hot as hell

      Jan 26, 2012 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ousslander
      ousslander

      he looks fine to me

      Jan 26, 2012 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phantom
      Phantom

      Meh, who cares and he is really not that cute at all.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fwah77
      fwah77

      There’s no sock in there. That thing has been very present since his Saved By the Bell days. The best episodes were when they either had a dance competition or a wrestling match. I forever love some A.C. Slater. well, munus the mullet.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian_FTL
      Brian_FTL

      That’s really tacky. Nice. Tacky, though.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • derek
      derek

      SO did he come out of the closet yet??

      Jan 26, 2012 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aiden
      Aiden

      This was indeed tacky, but so so hot.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Triple S
      Triple S

      @Mike UK: Thanks, Mikey. And 14? Wow, you musta been horny. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it, but how’d you get the opportunity?

      Jan 26, 2012 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike UK
      Mike UK

      @Triple S: we spent virtually every day together from being about 6 and something just clicked when we were 14! suppose a permanent erection whenever we were near each other sort of gave it away! lol

      Jan 26, 2012 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Triple S
      Triple S

      @Mike UK: Well, my school year’s about to go back, maybe 2012 will be my lucky year with new guys!

      Jan 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike UK
      Mike UK

      @Triple S: you go for it big man and enjoy every single minute of it! :)

      Jan 26, 2012 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elmwoodmac
      Elmwoodmac

      Yum :)

      Jan 26, 2012 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh, ok.
      Oh, ok.

      @TJ: Her fans like it and ratings take precedent over what she likes. There’s a reason she’s still on the air with a legion of straight female fans.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmeeeyyy!!!
      Timmeeeyyy!!!

      So why doesn’t she undress her hot female guests?

      Jan 26, 2012 at 11:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • An Ella Fan
      An Ella Fan

      Only on Queerty, and perhaps The American Family Values site, could such a lighthearted and sexy moment get mauled.

      Jan 27, 2012 at 12:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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