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WATCH: New True Blood Trailer Arrives. Is Jason Stackhouse Finally Going To Get Bitten By A Boy?

The second True Blood trailer—and the first to show us any actual scenes—has arrived and whetted fans appetite for more. It’s a fairly quick cut, but we can’t help but notice dimwitted hunk Jason inviting newly vamped Steve Newlin into his house before putting the nom-nom on Jason’s neck.

Given the odd homoerotic tension that existed between Jason and the former Fellowship of the Sun preacher when the latter was alive, is there going to be some gay-vamp foreplay before the big bite?

Other questions that come to mind: Who is Lafayette brandishing a knife at? Who is Sookie burying—or digging up—in yer back yard? Who is teen vamp Jessica cozying up to? And ditto for Eric.

It’s been so long since Season 4 we almost forgot about TB, but this teaser has our blood boiling for the show’s return in June.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Apr 2, 2012
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  • 9 Comments
    • Basch
      Basch

      Ugh I hope Tara is dead, but that shot of Sookie and Lafayette digging in the yard leads me to believe that they buried her so that she would turn into a vampire. UGHHHHHHH

      Apr 2, 2012 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • disgusted american
      disgusted american

      I could dig tara as a Vampire…..

      Apr 2, 2012 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ok, ok
      Ok, ok

      Tara is one of the best characters on the show and the character that really grounds it by not being supernatural…I really hope they don’t ruin her. Tara is a nice break from the fantasy element when it’s time for the stories to dig into serious drama.

      If it was all fairies, vampires, and werewolves all the time I couldn’t take this show seriously. Killing Tara or making her some supernatural being would really wreck a good portion of the show.

      Same with Jason, making him a vampire, or anything else supernatural would be a really stupid decision. This show has a nice balance between supernatural and average human characters.

      Apr 2, 2012 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      UGH….I HOPE THEY KILL OFF SUCKY….ER….SOOKEY….SHE IS ANNOYING AND SILLY AS –HELL—

      Apr 3, 2012 at 12:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Superman
      Superman

      I just? came (all the way up to my face) thinking about Jason finally getting…penetrated.

      Apr 3, 2012 at 1:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Muleskinner
      Muleskinner

      Jason is a walking hunk of homoerotic tension. Surprised no werewolf or vamp has yet jumped on that golden piece of ass.

      Apr 3, 2012 at 1:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ok, ok
      Ok, ok

      He runs around in his panties enough for guys and girls to drool all over him. I really don’t care about his hookups because they’re usually gross and weird anyway. I’ll just watch him dance for Lafayette until the end of time.

      Apr 3, 2012 at 2:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Morph
      Morph

      Really, nobody has made the joke that Jason has “fairy blood” yet? You know, the same thing that makes Sookie so tasty? I haven’t read the books but from all the hints in the show I assume he’s the same as her.

      Apr 5, 2012 at 2:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Khaymyn
      Khaymyn

      Wait – when did Steve Newlin get turned?

      Guess it’s time to review season 4.

      Apr 6, 2012 at 3:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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