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WATCH: Nutso Lady Recites Strangely Entrancing Homophobic Poetry At NE Hearing

The Nebraska-based blog Aksarbent has turned us on to this old lady, who recites a homophobic Druid chant at a hearing on a  LGBT-protections ordinance proposed in the Cornhusker State.

Witness the lyrical genius of this nutbag, one Jane Skrovota:

“P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”

“A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”

“Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”

“Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”

“Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”

“Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”

“Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”

“A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”

“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

Please, someone nominate her for Poet Laureate of the Anti-Gay Nation. Note that her odd syntax and improper use of words (homicider, etc.) is intentional and part of her poetic license.

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           May 11, 2012
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  • 30 Comments
    • 1equalityUSA
      1equalityUSA

      Maybe this lady should be Mittens Romney’s speech writer.

      May 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat
      Red Meat

      I like her.

      May 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dana
      Dana

      Michele Bachmann has certainly aged quickly in the past couple of months.

      May 11, 2012 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TracyDom
      TracyDom

      Single gender dorms to prevent college students from “going gay”? What a brilliant idea!

      May 11, 2012 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SammySeattle
      SammySeattle

      NOM’s base in action.

      May 11, 2012 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jabaroo
      Jabaroo

      She can’t say penis? She has to spell it? It’s not a dirty word, it’s the proper terminology.

      May 11, 2012 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jabaroo
      Jabaroo

      Also couldn’t stop looking at the dude in the background, he was the only one freaking out.

      May 11, 2012 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Philip
      Philip

      “Delusional” doesn’t begin to cover it.

      May 11, 2012 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      I loved the guy in the background…he was so animated. I think most of the gays were across the aisle from him

      May 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBPL
      CBPL

      We’ve had a fan page dedicated to her on Facebook for a while because everyone on the UNL campus loves to hear her rants. Come check it out http://www.facebook.com/pages/Crazy-Blue-Protesting-Lady/195270517151500

      May 11, 2012 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevoj
      stevoj

      @Red Meat: i do too for some odd reason. she seems fun

      and that hat is fabulous

      May 11, 2012 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • loafersguy
      loafersguy

      @Jabaroo: You are absolutely right, Jabaroo. Penis is the proper word:

      May 11, 2012 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jabaroo
      Jabaroo

      @loafersguy: Very educational.

      May 11, 2012 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      The incarnation of Edna Welthorpe, (Mrs)

      May 11, 2012 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GreatGatsby2011
      GreatGatsby2011

      Holy smokes!!! That was one long and EXTREMELY crazy stream of consciousness. PLEASE tell me someone is currently in the process of autotuning this!!

      May 11, 2012 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anon
      anon

      How is faggot formed? How anus get praegnant?

      May 11, 2012 at 8:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carl
      Carl

      @Jabaroo: Even funnier is how she can’t say “penis”, but is perfectly happy to say things like “anus licking”.

      I do have one request – if anyone can find out what she’s smoking/taking, let me know ‘cos I really want to get stoned and have an epic trip on my birthday. And given her behaviour, she’s clearly tripping big time.

      And the guy behind her is comedy gold. Epic number of epic facepalms and I lost track of the “What the F***S?!”

      May 11, 2012 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • desdemona
      desdemona

      someone needs to put a penis up her anus and rupture her intestines

      May 12, 2012 at 12:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DMI
      DMI

      I think GOProud should make her an honorary member.

      May 12, 2012 at 12:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tadpolicus Wex
      Tadpolicus Wex

      Mink Stole should play her in the Lifetime tv adaptation of her story, she’d kill it. Oh, and for the record, if Judas is even remotely like Norman Reedus as depicted in Gaga’s video I chose homo, I mean you have to chose! P.S. I ‘d like to send a shot out to all my boys out there, you know, the “homiciders”.

      May 12, 2012 at 6:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • loafersguy
      loafersguy

      Someone has taken this woman’s rant and redone it in the form of a dramatic reading:

      May 12, 2012 at 7:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @Red Meat: Likewise. People like her make me feel so intelligent and blessed.

      May 12, 2012 at 7:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmeeeyyy!!!
      Timmeeeyyy!!!

      I’m reciting this word for word as performance art.

      May 12, 2012 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      Jane Svoboda, actual corrected name, is reported in the Omaha paper Saturday as an unmedicated schizophrenic, living in assisted living facility (according to her brother). She was previously in the news in 2007 as interrupting Obama at an Omaha town hall.

      May 12, 2012 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mc
      mc

      She’s a schizophrenic. What’s the other wacko’s like Bryan Fisher And Santorum’s excuse? They’re nuts without being poetic.

      May 12, 2012 at 6:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike Hipp
      Mike Hipp

      You all have it wrong.

      She is simply reciting FoxNews comments from the Obama Says Yes to Gay-Marriage story.

      May 12, 2012 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      Damn, that bitch could give Professor Pyg a run for his money in the crazy dept!

      May 12, 2012 at 10:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Granster
      Granster

      I wish to thank this woman. With enemies like this, how can we loose?

      May 13, 2012 at 12:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      It would seem that her family has been complaining about how the video of her tirade has gone viral on youtube and whatnot.

      her brother has the nerve to a accuse those who posted the video.

      I say, I accuse the brother of not reining in his own sister. if you knew she was schizophrenic and prone to these insane public outbursts, then it’s YOUR responsibility to make sure she doesn’t end up in front of a public hearing on a contentious issue. If you can’t manage that, then don’t complain when her rantings become evening news.

      May 13, 2012 at 7:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1equalityUSA
      1equalityUSA

      I’ve enjoyed all of your clever comments and got a huge kick out of this story, however, I had not realized that this lady is schizophrenic. I just thought she was another Nancy “wiggle” Elliott of the New Hampshire fold coming out for her 15 minutes o’ fame. I can see why her brother would be bothered by this vid going viral. Our community has been hurt and slandered by the Nancy Elliotts and Maggie Gallaghers of the world for so long now that it’s not unusual to hear rants such as this and not think it’s their “normal.” Sorry, brother-of-schizophrenic-lady-whose-homophobic-rant-went-viral, we thought she was another NOMster.

      May 13, 2012 at 8:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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