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Television comedian Pat Robertson's new punchline: Legalizing same-sex marriage is akin to legalizing polygamy, bestiality, child molestation, and pedophilia! Only Rush Limbaugh has better delivery than this guy.

 
 
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Comments (21)

No. 1 · Marc

Ugh, he is just gross!
Die man die!

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
No. 2 · osocubano

Sex with Pat Robertson would be necrophilia AND bestiality…

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
No. 3 · IDoWhatICan

The bible doesn't have proscriptions on polygamy. In fact, the patriarchs, and david practiced polygamy.

Just goes to show that Patty Rob has no concept on how biblical prescriptions actually effect ethics or law.

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 12:55 pm
No. 4 · John (yet another John)

If this guy had his way, he'd be burning heretics at the stake like they did in "the good old days"!

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
No. 5 · tavdy79

@John (yet another John): What if he's the heretic?

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm
No. 6 · Chuck

doesn't this creature have some backwoods hillbillys he should be conning out of their life's savings, then crying about it on tv?

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
No. 7 · Pish Tush

I'm not necessarily AGAINST polygamy…if all consenting ADULTS sign off on it. I guess that's the whole point. Jokes about bestiality & pedophelia aside, these cannot become law, because both parties would not be CONSENTING ADULTS. I hate to put it so simply, but jeez, a six-year-old child or a horse can't sign any contract, how could they legally be married??? It's all about legal contracts, Pat, not your personal belief system.

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
No. 8 · Trey

Using Pat's logic the legality of divorce should have opened the floodgates to pedophilia, bestiality, etc.

What an idiot.

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 3:19 pm
No. 9 · Schwingguy

Does the concept of separation of church and state mean anything to you?? Pat you are so stupid, you're ALMOST funny.

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 3:46 pm
No. 10 · mark

He's still alive?

want to key up the filthy F*CKIN video of this crazy old f*cktard blaming gays for 9/11?

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm
No. 11 · Joanaroo

Put Pat Robertson, G. W. Bush, Carrie Prejean, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, and all these other religioso haters on a deserted island and aim and fire a nuke at it! GOOD RIDDANCE!

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm
No. 12 · KyleR

Now that is mental gymnastics. I don't understand this arrangement. Allow homosexuals to marry and you can go marry a DUCK!!! WTF? And I so don't get how pedophilia always gets brought up when talking about homosexual rights. All of the study's have found that the perp is always known to the family. And the majority of them are straight. With their own kids!!!!!

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 11:04 pm
No. 13 · mikebuc

There is only one reason why Pat Robertson and those of his ilk continue to preach this same old tired and many times debunked argument. Money. I can assure you in this same telecast Robertson with much more zest and enthusiasm than he displayed in voicing his "fear" of same-sex marriage, conned little old ladies into sending him their social security checks. This man and his pals bring in millions of dollars and live extravagant lives. There is no doubt they are not seriously concerned about marriage, or children or anything else except raking in the tax free donations.

Posted: May 8, 2009 at 11:20 pm
No. 14 · dgz

you know, "Pat's" name is really Marion? Marion Barry and Marion Robertson — a bad news week for man-marys.

Posted: May 9, 2009 at 9:22 am
No. 15 · Aaron Khan

Who cares what old Pat says. *rolling eyes*

He's going to croak soon anyway.

Posted: May 9, 2009 at 10:04 am
No. 16 · Dennis

Attention: Obama hating wingnuts

Kindly look at the above picture…this is a real-life BIGOT. One who spreads lies and hate directed at homosexuals. Please remember the difference between the terms "bigot" and a "politician", they are infact, not interchangeable.

Thank you.

Posted: May 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
No. 17 · Helga Von Ornstein

Is ol' brother Oral still around?

Posted: May 9, 2009 at 10:17 pm
No. 18 · trent-

why do gay people have such a hard time with this argument. The second someone brings up polygamy we have nothing to say in our defense.

You say: "Homosexuality is a sexual orientation. It is who you are. There is nothing intrinsic that makes someone want more than one person at a time. Bans on polygamy are bans based on personal preferences, bans on homosexuality has to do with personhood itself."

geez

Posted: May 9, 2009 at 10:54 pm
No. 19 · stevenelliot

Isnt this the guy who starred as the undertaker in that Phantasm movie??

Posted: May 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
No. 20 · Marion from Germany

…so what was Jesus? Wasn´t he hanging around with guys the whole time? What is this called mr. Patterson?

Posted: May 11, 2009 at 10:29 am
No. 21 · Marion from Germany

@dgz: don´t say that, look at my name, i´m female but proud to be gay.

Posted: May 11, 2009 at 10:30 am
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