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WATCH: Porn Stars And Go-Go Boys Dance For Free Underwear In “Studburbia”

Welcome to the Andrew Christian Hour, where we bring you the underwear retailer’s latest softcore porn video in an effort to try and figure out exactly what kind of business this is. Is it porn? Is it retail? Is it supposed to be a joke?

From what we can tell, “Studburbia” is a little bit of all three. It’s the latest video birthed form a partnership between Andrew Christian and conglomerate porn studio Men.com (NSFW!!) starring their most popular exclusive model, Johnny Rapid. He’s traded in the condom caboose for a bike, and his underwear for…well…nothing.

The video begins with a quote from Joe Biden: “In my neighborhood, when you’ve got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him.” Do you think he ever thought that quote would open a gay porn video? “And that’s the way it is in Studburbia,” the video proclaims. “Studburbia” here meaning a private backyard in Palm Springs.

From there on out, there’s plenty of hose-guzzling, shirt-ripping, naked chicken-fighting porn stars and go-go boys taking off their underwear in an effort to sell more. Check out Men.com exclusives Johnny Rapid, Andrew Stark, Rocco Reed, and Topher DiMaggio bouncing around in front of the camera for a free pair of underwear, and of course, Mr. Andrew Christian himself presiding over the festivities. This man is like a gay M. Night Shyamalan—did you really expect him to produce a video and not appear in it?

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