WATCH: Randy Rainbow Drunk Dials GOP Presidential Hopefuls

We’ve all been there—stumbling home after the party, facing an empty apartment and calling up some guy we met earlier that night.

But for Randy Rainbow, drunk-dialing takes on a whole new meaning when it’s with Rick Perry and Herman Cain. Randy—put down the iPhone and walk away. (And stop eating pepperoni pizza after 2am—you’ll get bad dreams!)