“At the end of a row of lockers, I turn a corner and there he is. It’s a giant of a man, a warrior. His muscles ripple in soft light and a splash of water coming from the shower head,” reads New England Patriots’ tight end Rob Gronkowski from the erotic fan fiction story about himself called A Gronking To Remember.
We got a sneak peek at the meta-reading last week at the Super Bowl Media Day, but now he’s back to finish what he started.
“His buttocks are sublime,” continues Rob. “Gronk has a 6-pack you could wash laundry on. I lick my lips thinking about it.”
They might want to fins someone besides Rob to do the book on tape, however. He’s a bit flat. Good thing that whole football thing seems to be working out for him.
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Clark35
*yawn* who cares this guy is a narcissist, and only thinks of himself which isn’t a surprise.
DarkZephyr
@Clark35: What’s it like to be such an awful, negative person?
robho3
this guy is dumber than a door nail…notice how he had trouble reading?
jwtraveler
He’s no genius, but that’s not what he gets paid for. I thought it was quite funny and I think he did a good job reading it. It wasn’t Proust, after all.
jason smeds
He’s basically a child in a man’s body. But, hey, who am I to judge? He’s just won the Superbowl and is making a lot more money than myself.
SportGuy
So Hot! 😀
joseph
HEY GUYS! With all of his imperfections, he was “HILARIOUS”……..GREAT to have a Good “LAUGH”…….
man5996853
A Mockingbird to Remember was an excellent book.
He’s a dumb, harmless lunk so I enjoyed the video for what it was.
DarthKitsune
I like Gronk, he doesn’t take himself too seriously , I like that in an athlete. The rest of your toxic queens need to take a break from trolling the internet and get a little sunshine.