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Shia LaBeouf Goes Full Frontal In Freaky New Sigur Rós Video

Shia LaBeouf isn’t exactly our cup of tea, but we ain’t mad at the new video from Sigur Rós, in which the hot-tempered Transformers star bares all.

Fjögur Píanó, directed by Alma Har’el, is the first part in a series of videos created for the Icelandic band’s new album, Valtari. It’s part of the Sigur Rós Mystery Film Experiment, in which the band gave a dozen filmmakers free rein in creating a video for one of the tracks on the album.

LaBeouf, who created the video with Har’el, stars alongside Denna Thomsen as a dysfunctional couple trapped in a perpetual cycle of addiction and abuse. “We really had no idea what to expect from Alma,” bassist Georg Holm told Rolling Stone. “Originally she was going to film us on Super-8 in Iceland all playing the piano lines from the song, but then she rang and said she’d met Shia LaBeouf and they’d changed the idea. That was the last we heard of the concept and she told us nothing about what was going on. At first I didn’t know what to make of the video, because it is so full of ideas and confusion, but now I completely love it. It seems to have no beginning and no end, and just makes you think about what might and might not be going on.”

We’re pretty sure the band’s openly gay lead singer, Jónsi, didn’t mind how the clip turned out either.

 

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jun 18, 2012
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  • 32 Comments
    • JUANCHOMAN
      JUANCHOMAN

      WTF

      Jun 18, 2012 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Coffee&Chicory
      Coffee&Chicory

      I love Sigur Ros so freakin much.

      Jun 18, 2012 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bailey
      Bailey

      pretentious drivel. I want my 4 minutes back.

      Jun 18, 2012 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chrissypoo
      Chrissypoo

      No wonder he’s an angry asswipe — he has a small penis

      Jun 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathonz
      Jonathonz

      What. a. babe.

      Jun 18, 2012 at 9:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeNYC
      MikeNYC

      Shia LaBeouf is a closet queen; but which young male actor isn’t these days?

      Jun 18, 2012 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • um ya
      um ya

      @Chrissypoo:

      Penis size when flaccid has no relation to it’s size when erect.

      When you grow up you will understand that there are more to people then just their dick.

      Jun 18, 2012 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sabatghzl1098
      Sabatghzl1098

      Eww dirty hippie.

      Jun 18, 2012 at 10:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UsualPlayers
      UsualPlayers

      Agree. Weird to say something about penis size based on flacid state. I guess someone’s been looking at too many porn movies. Men don’t walk around with semi-erect dicks as normal course of their day or when they are doing some kind of art piece, unless its something like porn as art, but the later is rare.

      I am not a fan of the actor (or I should say his movies since I found them boring), but I think its cool that he would so something like this. Its always good to see someone doing something different.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj
      jj

      @um ya: He has personally admitted in interviews that he has a small penis. So hes a shower not a grower i guess, and not much of a shower at that…

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj
      jj

      Oh lol just found this article from 2009

      http://www.queerty.com/just-how-small-is-shia-labeoufs-small-member-20090517/

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      It’s got some nice imagery but it wasn’t great. It nice to finally see Shia naked and I’m not impressed, not his dick size but that hair and beard It takes him from sexy to sloppy. He’s a good looking guy but not with this dingy, greasy look (but I understand that was the look they were going for in this piece)

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @Bailey: “pretentious drivel. I want my 4 minutes back.”

      Translation: “I don’t get it. But since I don’t want to be called provincial and stupid, I’ll do something provincial and stupid by calling the work ‘pretentious’ even though I don’t know the rationale behind the piece.”

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @UsualPlayers: “I guess someone’s been looking at too many porn movies.”

      Um. Looking at too much porn will let you know that you can never judge penis size on a flaccid state. Trust.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @Sabatghzl1098: Ew… old fart.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 1:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Troy
      Troy

      Is he cut or uncut? Since he’s doing a side-frontal rather than a proper frontal, it’s hard to tell.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 4:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TracyDom
      TracyDom

      Why are there so many people fixated on the penis size of a man they’ll probably never meet?

      Big or small, he’s not putting it in any of your orifices anytime soon.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 6:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UsualPlayers
      UsualPlayers

      No you really can’t. After having dated guys who watched too much porn I can tell you their understanding of how sex and the body really works is very limited rather than expanded because they have no sense of reality. So I call b.s.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 7:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChykolateDrop
      ChykolateDrop

      @TracyDom: “Big or small, he’s not putting it in any of your orifices anytime soon.” Praise the Lord for that.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 8:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      So the openly gay lead singer makes a video that promotes heteronormativity – such trash. I am sick of gay men who do this. Fuck off to the gay lead singer.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 9:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UsualPlayers
      UsualPlayers

      On the flip side, can the puritans please give it a rest. People fantasize about having sex with people that they aren’t going to have sex with all the time. That’s what fantasy is all about. If they were just fantasizing about people they have had sex with or are about to have sex with – most of the film industry and literature would not exist.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Coffee&Chicory
      Coffee&Chicory

      @jason: ““We really had no idea what to expect from Alma,” bassist Georg Holm told Rolling Stone.”

      Please read. Jonsi made nothing. Calm down.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 10:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kieran
      kieran

      Do we really have to watch 8 minutes to see the good part? That’s a big problem today….nobody knows how to freaking EDIT anymore.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • llere
      llere

      that was sooooooo boring

      Jun 19, 2012 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Serves as a good reminder that most actors were and are still the weird theater kids from high school.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • denny
      denny

      lame

      Jun 19, 2012 at 2:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Name (required)
      Name (required)

      I could hardly see the tree for the forest

      Jun 19, 2012 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jerald
      jerald

      Freaky? I thought it was gorgeous.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 11:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sbw
      sbw

      That wild, unruly bush was totally out of control.

      Jun 20, 2012 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Karl
      Karl

      Never mind looking at his penis [what we could see of it]…its that facial scruff I found distracting. Shia…get a shave!

      Jun 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • H.Staley
      H.Staley

      I’ve eaten Vienna sausages with more girth.

      Jun 20, 2012 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fwan
      Fwan

      Who said that actors should look like models? Or pornstars?

      I watched the video (I’m a huge fan of Sígur Ros) and his nakedness didn’t seem other than vulnerable, since that’s what was depicted in the video. He’s dirty? He’s small? He’s a hippie?
      I don’t mind. I don’t find him attractive, but I didn’t have to; the video wasn’t created to watch a hunk and his gorgeous dick. Or was it?

      Aug 21, 2012 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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