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WATCH: “Sh*t Grindr Tricks Say” Was Inevitable

We can’t say Greg Scarnici’s addition to the “Sh*t People Say” meme is our absolute favorite, but we did laugh out loud several times. Have you heard these phrases during a Grindr hookup? Or maybe said one of them?

What other sh*t do Grindr tricks say? Tell us in the comments!

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 26, 2012
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  • 17 Comments
    • nick
      nick

      this is gross.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chad
      Chad

      I’m waiting for the “Sh*t closet gays” say.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IzzyLuna
      IzzyLuna

      (sigh)

      What made Sh*t Girls Say funny was because it was a GUY dressed as a girl doing it. Why do these new videos NOT follow that formula? “Sh*t Twinks Say” shouldn’t be an actual twink in the video. It should be a big, burly bear dressed as a twins. What would’ve made this funny was if the lead guy didn’t look like the typical hot guy you’d expect to be on Grindr.

      GET WITH THE PROGRAM, PEOPLE. THIS IS REALLY FRUSTRATING.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      Um, all this sh*t got said BEFORE the invention of Grindr. Frequently.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay
      JayKay

      It wasn’t funny the first time.

      It wasn’t funny the fifteenth time.

      It wasn’t funny the eightieth time.

      It wasn’t funny the five hundred and seventy second time.

      It won’t be funny the two thousand and fifty seventh time.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi
      Gigi

      Unwatchable.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathonz
      Jonathonz

      Sup? So classic.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • emjay
      emjay

      He forgot:

      “No blacks”
      “No asians”
      “Not into femmes”
      “Not into fatties”
      “Nothing personal, just my preference.”

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      you’re a bunch of unhappy complainers.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ptboat
      ptboat

      Just glad that’s not the life I have lived. Blech.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh, ok.
      Oh, ok.

      This meme is getting old faster than the “arrow to the knee” one.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.
      Allen D.

      To the sluttiest of sluts — really, shouldn’t it be about more than PROXIMITY?!

      Jan 27, 2012 at 6:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      @emjay: This.

      Jan 27, 2012 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      @Sebizzar: And i’ve never even used grindr, i’ve seen enough just on “Douchebags of Grindr” lol -.-

      Jan 27, 2012 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jase
      Jase

      yawn

      Jan 27, 2012 at 9:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jay P
      Jay P

      @emjay:

      Amen!

      and of course, “you into BB?”

      Jan 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Armand
      Armand

      The man in the video should get tested for all the diseases known to man.

      And he’s ugly.

      Jan 31, 2012 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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