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WATCH: “Sh*t Grindr Tricks Say” Was Inevitable

We can’t say Greg Scarnici’s addition to the “Sh*t People Say” meme is our absolute favorite, but we did laugh out loud several times. Have you heard these phrases during a Grindr hookup? Or maybe said one of them?

What other sh*t do Grindr tricks say? Tell us in the comments!

Source: gregscarnici

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By: Dan Avery
On: Jan 26, 2012
Tagged: Greg Scarnici, mike diamond, Sh*t Girls Say

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17 Comments

No. 1 · nick
this is gross.

Jan 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Chad
I’m waiting for the “Sh*t closet gays” say.

Jan 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · IzzyLuna · Member · 61 comments
(sigh)

What made Sh*t Girls Say funny was because it was a GUY dressed as a girl doing it. Why do these new videos NOT follow that formula? “Sh*t Twinks Say” shouldn’t be an actual twink in the video. It should be a big, burly bear dressed as a twins. What would’ve made this funny was if the lead guy didn’t look like the typical hot guy you’d expect to be on Grindr.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM, PEOPLE. THIS IS REALLY FRUSTRATING.

Jan 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Marie Cohn
Um, all this sh*t got said BEFORE the invention of Grindr. Frequently.

Jan 26, 2012 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · JayKay
It wasn’t funny the first time.

It wasn’t funny the fifteenth time.

It wasn’t funny the eightieth time.

It wasn’t funny the five hundred and seventy second time.

It won’t be funny the two thousand and fifty seventh time.

Jan 26, 2012 at 4:00 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Gigi
Unwatchable.

Jan 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Jonathonz
Sup? So classic.

Jan 26, 2012 at 4:37 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · emjay
He forgot:

“No blacks”
“No asians”
“Not into femmes”
“Not into fatties”
“Nothing personal, just my preference.”

Jan 26, 2012 at 6:13 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · mark
you’re a bunch of unhappy complainers.

Jan 26, 2012 at 6:26 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · ptboat
Just glad that’s not the life I have lived. Blech.

Jan 26, 2012 at 7:12 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Oh, ok.
This meme is getting old faster than the “arrow to the knee” one.

Jan 26, 2012 at 8:12 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Allen D.
To the sluttiest of sluts — really, shouldn’t it be about more than PROXIMITY?!

Jan 27, 2012 at 6:01 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Sebizzar · Member · 124 comments
@emjay: This.

Jan 27, 2012 at 11:03 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Sebizzar · Member · 124 comments
@Sebizzar: And i’ve never even used grindr, i’ve seen enough just on “Douchebags of Grindr” lol -.-

Jan 27, 2012 at 11:04 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · Jase
yawn

Jan 27, 2012 at 9:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · Jay P · Member · 12 comments
@emjay:

Amen!

and of course, “you into BB?”

Jan 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · Armand
The man in the video should get tested for all the diseases known to man.

And he’s ugly.

Jan 31, 2012 at 2:38 pm · @Reply · Flag